This is fully who I would be if I didn't surf and lived somewhere inland like Gallup, New Mexico; just accept it...
Thursday, June 28, 2012
Wednesday, June 27, 2012
|D-Dunf and the Wassel himself! Photo from: DerekDunfee.com|
Often times, watching webcasts of surf comps can get stale real quick especially when there's a lul and the announcers are struggling to find something interesting or entertaining to say. During the Volcom Fiji Pro, all the announcers did a great job at maintaining interest but it was Dave Wassel who shined like a fresh bowling ball in regards to classic entertainment! The list of legendary quotes and hilarious anecdotes that Wasselhoff spit out could go on for days. Aside from him saying: "I'm Dave Wassel, LETS GET TROPICAL!" and "Poseidon, Unleash the Cracken!", every other classic quote of the comp by Mr. Wassel has been packaged right here in this video for your enjoyment! Enjoy!
Tuesday, June 26, 2012
Mates, Myrts, Lords, Prawns, Trogs, and all: I've been coming down with a bad case of homesickness and aside from more cowbell, the only thing that might just very well save me is a Frothy Friday in my Motherland! Das right dawgz, dis friday we be gettin' freak-kay in the city of the Whale's Vageeen! I'm frothin down to Quality Social (MAP) again with my troppo-trottin troubadour fwiends who go by none other than Bixel Boys and Tropicool to bring you some of the freshest beats form this side of the coconut! So strap on your troppo mumu, your coconut bras, banana hammocks, and your Teva's (with socks) cause shit is gonna get super Calypso in here! In preparation for this lovely occasion, our good ol' pal Stephen aka The Magician (you may have heard of him) has prepared a magic tape to warm you up with... Event is on Friday June 29th, 2012 from 9:30 PM - 2:00 AM
No RSVP Necessary, just show up EARLY!
More info HERE
Monday, June 25, 2012
Hello therrrrrre (said in creepy English accent)
Today's Myrtle Monday is dedicated to the woman, the myth, the legend that we all know and love as Paris Hilton aka The Best DJ That Ever Lived. Recently (while licking Afrojack's glow stick) a light bulb went off in Paris' head telling her that becoming a DJ would be the perfect way to save her career. Well, I don't really care enough to read all the details but it's pretty clear that her debut gig in Brazil was (for lack of a better word) whorrific! Unknowingly mashing up two songs off beat, dancing like a manatee with down syndrome, and pretending to throw down some mean twisties were a few of the heiress' novice moves that the crowd easily picked up on. So today, I SAH-lute you miss Hilton! Your excellent skills and killer moves give hope to us all that may be one day (depending on how much I put out) I too will get to be an uber cewl DJay and play a festival in Brazil and have thousands of hungry fans get their faces melted by some killer electronic beats yo! You're a gem, keep on truckin'...
Sunday, June 24, 2012
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Wednesday, June 20, 2012
Tuesday, June 19, 2012
Seeing as though Summer's official start is this Thursday, I thought it might be a good idea to ring it in with some croozy summery beats to get ya in the mood! Amongst all the countless mixtapes out there, I've hand picked a few of my latest favorites that will have you jammin' for hours, days, months, or till your pubes turn gray.
First off is the Troppo lord himself; Tropicool with his latest installment of his Gooch Tape Series. Gooch Tape Numero 5 is chalk filled with buttery beats and exotic sensations that uplift the spirit and relax the mind!
Next up is sir Goldroom of Trop-a-Lot! His latest Verano mix features a nice blend of Tropical Disco, NuDisco, and a dash of house to get yo booty shakin'!
Then we got the dance maestro himself; Bixel Boys who just pumped out a killer mix that features an epic intro sample (as usual), some booty bouncin' chunes, and extremely clean ass mixing! Keep yer' eye out for Ian, he's been charging all da spots lately and turning heads while doin so!