Monday, October 24, 2011

Myrtle Monday: Bixel Collection

Hey mates,
Ya I know it's been a hot minute since I've posted anything.  Amidst fighting giraffes in the Amazon and frothing manks at Jermaine Dupri's house, I've been a little bit busy.  But alas, I digress...
Myrtle Monday; the spike of your week, the peak of your shneek, the beginning of your bender, and the end of your celibacy!  It's been a while since we've met so this time I'm bringing out the Big Boyz.  The DJ duo that we all know and love from this summer's debauchery better known as Bixel Boys, recently released a website unlike any other before.  The website entitled "" is a showcase of what they've so brilliantly coined as their 2011 Fall/Winter Lookbook.
Rather than the typical music blog where mp3s and pictures of hot babes are scattered all over the place and live as separate entities, the Bixel Boys have combined our love for pictures of hot arses, bangin bodies, and slammin jams into a cohesive horizontal lookbook that reads and plays like an all-you-can-eat Vegas buffet!  BUT instead of gross ass microwaved lobster and droopy mac n' cheese, the Bixel Collection is comprised of hot babes with names like Miranda, Maddy, Cassandra, Alexa, and Lauren; all of which are spicier than any amount of Dave's insanity sauce  mixed with Siracha on the eve of Aurora Borealis!
So if you haven't checked it out yet, do yourself a serious favor and pick up a 30 pack of Kleenexes from Costco, some olive oil, a pair of headphones, and a good 4 hours to experience one of the greatest websites since!!!
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Wednesday, October 12, 2011

NO SHIRT / NO SHOES Crew @ VS Santa Monica

Ever since I was a grom dj, not so long ago, I'd frequent LA's West Side and watch professionals like the Guns do it big, REAL BIG!  More often than not, I'd find myself feelin good, stompin my feet, and bobbin my weaves to the pumpin sounds that blasted out of Danceism & Gotta Dance Dirty's Thursday night rager that they like to call: VS.  As the months went by and my wang went dry, I find myself now sitting in the driver seat, getting road domerz. savoring every salivating sensation BUT saving my party sauce explosion for the dance floor!

That's right, tomorrow night, the freak show that is No Shirt / No Shoes (that you all know and love from your favorite summer party) are invading the west side and we're bringing our summer debauchery with us!  So strap on your dildo Ed Hardy Hat Affliction Shirt Gucci Shades Party Hat, Your Dancin Shoes, and stock up on Profos cause there's gonna be a lot of baby making going down while/after Tropicool, Bixel Boys, A SUPER SECRET FROTHY DJ/PRODUCER, and I are done with the place!

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Tuesday, October 11, 2011

Tropicool - Gooch Tape #1

My good mate and fellow No Shirt / No Shoerer who goes by the name of Tropicool aka Sizzle Chest aka Gooch Master Flex aka Dr. Schlongo aka Frothtradamus aka Stay Puft's 2nd Nephew just recently emerged from Poseidon's beachfront play pen and brings us a fist full of Tropical Thunder scattered into a brain forest well beyond our imagination!  In lamen's terms, Tropicool just released his first mix gooch tape yesterday, and to say it's taking the World by storm, wouldn't begin to do it justice.  So without further adiue, press play on this sucker bellow, download this lil betch, share it with all yo myrt friends, and read the prologue that Trop has so generously inscribed for us...
Gooch Tape #1 by Tropicool (official)

"On a Sunday night, in a beach town not so far away from you, I cracked open a Pacifico and began to ponder what I would do as the elusive evening drew closer and city lights began to flicker on. I decided to soul-search and ate a few silver-striped mushrooms out of an old embroidered Chinese box I had hidden beneath the dock. As I walked along the beach, the sand softly tickled my toes and the waves crashed in a perfect symphony. Just then, Poseidon’s froth had washed something hard up onto my foot. It was a glistening whiskey bottle; Jameson’s own to be exact. I opened it up, expecting a rich carmel liquid to engulf my soul and warm it from the inside out. However, out fell a flash drive where the words “Gooch-Tape #1″ were engraved. It was a sign; a sign that good things were coming. A sign that the warmth and sun-kissed poolside jams of summer would flow into the colorful world autumn had to offer. Warm your soul and paint your walls gold!" -Tropicool 

Cruise out to Santa Monica this Thursday to see Tropicool, Bixel Boys, SAH, and a special guest DJ/Producer; all bring down the house with boss ass jams!  RSVP HERE
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Thursday, October 6, 2011

Filter Magazine's Culture Collide TONIGHT

Tonight is the NIGHT we've all been wanging waiting for!
The uber hip magazine that  we all know and love as Filter has decided to kick start their annual music festival off with a bang.  Alongside such epic Disk Jockeys as Lindstrom, Cosmic Kids, Midnight Surfer,  Bixel Boys, Tropicool, and Myself, I'll be frothing some wicked tunes in the mix, pulling down my capri pants, and showing the World what it truly means to froth.  Cruise out for a tune or 350 and enjoy yourself!  
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