Sunday, August 7, 2011

Party? Surf? Surf Party?

Take a look at the above split screen and contemplate who you'd rather be?
On the left side is the World famous Disco Duo better known as Duck Sauce (consisting of Armand Van Helden & A-Trak) and on the right side is none other than the best surfer that Ever lived aka Kelly "SlaTEN" Slater!  If you think about it, there's really not all that much different between the two parties…

Both Duck Sauce and Slater get paid to travel the World, go the most extravagant VIP parties filled with the most beautiful myrtles in the land, surf waves (one surfs sounds waves, one surfs real waves), they both have the power to move thousands of people with their remarkable skills, and they both have been in the game since they were frothy lil groms!

As I awoke from a hazy and hunch-backed Hardfest this morning/afternoon, I turned on the boob tube and began to witness a more than bizarre US Open final as Slates completely dominated Yadin Nicol.  With 4 minutes left in the final, Slater had already caught 6 waves, spun a full 360 air, posted a total of 17 on the baord, and read half of Moby Dick; at which point Yades caught his first close-out and flung his board in chop hop disgust.  Ultimately, Slater let the World know (yet again) that he's back and he ain't goin no where in anytime soon! Hail!


Flashback to several hours before and picture me rollin…
As I sat on a grassy knoll (myrt in hand) overlooking a sea of candy/raver kids going completely ape-shit for the richest Disco-Bisque Set that I have seen served to date, I SAH-stomped the night away and dreamt I was a panda dancing in a field of cotton candy!  As I got closer and closer to the dynamic disco duo, the warmth and energy of the crowd grew greater and greater.  As Duck Sauce magically pulled out disco bangers like rabbits out of their hats, a sense of euphoria (a feeling somewhat similar to getting pitted) came over me and I cried like a baby lamb on free slurpee day...        

Moral of the story is: Slates is Duck Sauce, Duck Sauce is Slates, Finkel is Einhorn?  Obtuse thoughts produce mundane knowledge...
  
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