Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Too Insistent

Between shitloads of work, djing, and the main myrt, the blog has taken a backseat for a while but not to fear, just like Terminator, I always come back.  Just wanted to say hi for now and leave you with this, I still love you:
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Monday, June 27, 2011

Lurking on a Myrtle Monday

This farking creeper reminds me a lot of me before I found my main myrt.  Lurking never looked so good..
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Friday, June 24, 2011

Dane Reynolds X Vans

Like oreos with milk, Paris with Lilo, and bj's with blunts; I couldn't think of a better match than Dane Reynolds signing with Vans!  Congrats DR and welcome to the team, I may be seeing you around more often mate, yeow!
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Thursday, June 23, 2011

Brother's B Clips

I was always a C-Team surfer.  Never made the grade to step it up 3 more notches.  Makes a frother wonder, if these are Brother's B Clips from a few months back, I wonder what the A Clips will look like in Lost Atlas and The Future is Yesterday?!  All I know is that I've got some catching up to do...
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Tuesday, June 21, 2011

The Black Lips + A Bunch of Cewl DJ Dudes THIS SATURDAY!

Calling all freaks, shneeks, and go-go beaks!
The time has drawn upon us once again to grab our crescent moons (speedos), our whale tails (thongs), and a big burlap sack belonging to none other than a Miss Molly Ringwald as we frolic down to our local break we all know and love as The Standard Hotel in Downtown Los Angeles.  This time, more so than any other, Poseidon has called an All-Star cast to set the rooftop ablaze via soundwaves, cold dawgs, and smoke signals!  Matter o' fact, rumor has it that Poseidon himself had to scalp a bitch and freeze the severed monkey head in order to summon the beasts that go by the name of The Black Lips.

If that wasn't enough to get you soiling your already skid-mark-stained-snoopie-droopies well hold the fuck on cause there's more where that came from!  Local shredders and long time SAH idols, Guns In The Sun Deejays will be in the mix and pumping out banger tunes and gettin yo foot stompin like it never has before!  Top that delicious musical salad off with more DJ sets by the SuperHumanoids, Sir Daniel Parra, and the rooftop residents consisting of Tropicool, Bixel Boys, and yours truly, and you've got yourself one hell of a farking Saturday!

If you haven't done so already, RSVP here.  Get your mystic tan on here.  And prepare for what will undoubtedly be the best, wildest, and most fucked up party of the summer!  We're talking about the fucking Black Lips here people!  GET WITH ITTTTTTTTTT and GET SUMMMMMMMMM!
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Myrtle Monday: Columbus Hubble

No need for explaining, cred to MindTai (more info on that later)…
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Saturday, June 18, 2011

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Billabong's 2011 Design For Humanity

Shits goin down tonight, come out and support Billabong and the VH1 Save The Music Foundation.  Oh yeah and have a few cold dogs while enjoying the pumping chunes of LA Riots and Edward Sharpe & The Mag Z's while your at it!

Design For Humanity to benefit The VH1 Save The Music Foundation from Billabong Girls on Vimeo.
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Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Falcon Punch

Last week I received an awesome surprise when I got an email from a new friend named Avery who produces/DJs under the name of Falcon Punch.  After a bit of web shralping and listening, I soon found out Falcon Punch was the man behind one of my favorite Nu Disco tracks entitled "Where You'll Stay".  With a killer debut track that is nothing short of catchy, groovy, and epic, plus two mixtapes with radical grooves and smooth tranies, it's clear to see that skies the limit for Falcon Punch!  Keep your eyes peeled for Falcon Punch this summer and in the near future as he undoubtedly pumps out more grooves and makes some falcon moves!  For now, enjoy his musical harem:

PS be on the look out for possible SAH x Falcon Punch collabos coming to a froth center near you…
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Monday, June 13, 2011

Myrtle Monday: Sexploitation

Da FBI boyz of aka Alex and Koa Smith, recently cooked up an extra spicy surf clip that literally defines the slogan "surf porn".  With splices of ass cheeks, juglords, and luscious lips, their new clip entitled "Sexploitation" is (for lack for a better word) simply tits!

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Sunday, June 12, 2011

2nd Annual San Diego Breast Cancer Fundraiser

I love boobs and so do you!  What could be better than partying in the name of boobs?  A rooftop rager raising funds for breast cancer research and awareness with SAH-lect tunes tickling your eardrums and the city skyline of San Diego, California taking your breath away!  This Thursday, June 16th, come join me as I spin the night away amidst a crowd of beautiful people all having a great time for a great cause.  If there's one event I'd be more than stoked to see you at this year, this is definitely the one.  Not only would your donation to this event be going to a great cause but your support and presence alone could change the lives of those affected by breast cancer.

The 2nd Annual San Diego Breast Cancer Fundraiser is going down Thursday night at the Ivy Rooftop/Andaz Hotel in Downtown San Diego.  Doors open at 7:30 and pre-sale minimum online donations are still available for $25 and will be $30 at the door.  Along with me DJing on the roof, there will be plenty of live art, dancing, appetizers, support from the homies of BLVD Clothing and Bodyography  as well as special surprises that will make this event nothing short of legendary!  So come on down this Thursday and froth for a good cause!  Poseidon will bless you forever if you do…

Event website/tickets here.
Facebook event here.
National Breast Cancer Foundation here.
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Saturday, June 11, 2011

Last Night's Festivities = Today's Hangover

Last night was straight up roots!  Surprisingly I didn't blow out any speakers, spill any beer on Shaq, and my set went as well as Bingo night at Sean Connery's house!  All the myrts n' mates came out, raged it hard, and the levels of froth within the Purple Lounge were said to reach groundbreaking heights!  Big thanks to all of you who made it.  Those of you who didn't make it, enjoy the pics and a few tunes from last night and don't worry because there will be plenty more to come!

Flavor Savor: Some frothy chunes from last night's sets...
Bixel Boy beat:
Tropicool Track:
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Friday, June 10, 2011


The Three Amigos aka Tropicool [Gotta Dance Dirty], Bixel Boys [Dub Frequency], and yours truly SAH [Trojan-Enz] will be brining the Froth to Hollywood TONIGHT like she's never seen before.  Strap on your seat belt, bring your colostomy bag, and tell your orthodontist that you're gonna need new rubber bands come Monday cause shit is about to get weird…

Have you ever frothed so hard to the point where you got Froth-Bite?  Have you ever heard of a little poem called "The Road Not Taken" by Robert Froth or some epic jams by David Lee Froth?  Or have you ever been jammin out to Swedish House Frothia while Makua Frothman was chillin and writing a poem in Century Frothic Bold?  If you answered no to any of the above, get the fack outa my face, watch the video below, watch the movie Blow, take a bite of some shneek juice, jump in a sub-zero degree ice pool, snort 6 zorbas, and come talk to me when your hangover subsides!

If you didn't understand a single thing I just said or wrote, just read the flyer below, RSVP to the madness, and meet me by the bidet in the ladies room…

Flavor Savor:
Here's a couple tracks that may or may not be in the mix this evening:

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Thursday, June 9, 2011

Miami Horror Myrtle Monday Madness

This oughta make up for the lack of Myrtle Mondays lately, just make sure you watch it while riding on your fixey…

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Tuesday, June 7, 2011

Turtle Poking

Hello, is this thing on?  Roots Froth Myrt Trog Fack Mank Horse Mierda FACKKKKKK!
Ahh excuse me, I just wanted to get that shit outta my system before I get back into this thang.  As you may well know, these past few months I've been busier than Theo Huxtable at an asian cheese brothel!  From work, to DJing, living the dream in Mexico, and watching my friends vow to one eternal myrt right before my eyes, shit's been hectic.  But alas, the ambA$$ador is back (for the 100th time) and ready to bring the fuckin froth!

Keep your eyes peeled for more ethernet cyberweb creepin but for now, chew on this shit as I let the turtle poke out

Video O' Da Week:

Crookers got weird with this one and if you can make it to the end of this shit without going into a seizure, creaming your pants, or punching the nearest human in your vicinity - than I SAH-lute you good sir/myrt!

ElectroHell Chune O' Da Week:
Pendulum's track entitled "The Island" was already a gang banger from the start but this remix by the King of Groms aka Madeon takes the fork'n cake!  

Steez O' Da Week:
The mates at Crap Eyewear have done it again and have made some perfect shades for you to wear this summer while you get your willy wet!  With new shapes, new colorways, and sizes, there's no doubt in my mind that Crap's got you covered from head to ummm camelToe?!  

This Friday The Froth Lives On!
That's right mother fuckers, the Boyz are back in town!  This time we're taking over Hollywood!  Friday, June 10th, get your ass out to Hollywood's Standard Hotel on the Sunset strip and prepare for heavy doses of musical gluttony.  I'll be serving up a rich disco bisque topped with froth sauce and a side of myrt juice.  The Bixel Boys will be shining brightly after their new release of Just A Taste and will surely get your woman in a groove that heads down south quickly.  Just when you thought things were getting too spicy, our boy Tropicool is gonna bring his trademark tradewind heat and set the dancefloor ablaze as palm trees, MindTais, and an oasis filled with Poseidon's Holy Water all magically appear! 

If you have no idea what I just said, just show up to the gig and leave your fuckin Jonas Brothers CD at home with your jiz rag...
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Thursday, June 2, 2011

Going Away on Vacay

Yeea mates!  Been a while eh?  Truth!  I'm off to another adventure... Until we meet again, stay weird, stay wild, stay free..

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