Monday, February 28, 2011

MM: Alex Winston

I'm currently out of this World, I'll get back to you when I make it back to Earth.  In the meantime, froth...

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Friday, February 25, 2011

"Sweet Love In The Midnight"

Sometimes you want to have apeshit, swinging from the rafters, breaking bottles, and eating light bulb weekends but others, you just want to cruise, enjoy the breeze, and may be fall deeply for a dreamy eyed stone fox.  If the sun comes out, chances are I'll be doing the latter (something similar to the video below).  Here's to wishful thinking...

Enjoy your weekend
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DJ NM "Igloo" Track as Heard In Craig Anderson's Innersection Part

Some of you creepy bastards (myself included) lurk and drool at myrt pics while visiting a site that we all know as facebook.  Guilty as charged, I bet the amount of times I've been to facebook compared to youporn or some shit is probably higher by a click or two, but the amount of times I've awoken with an S & M ball gag in my mouth with facebook open is most likely much lower than that of the teletubby home page…

Anyways, if you were on the book of face last night, you already know by now that I had a little giveaway involving DJ NM's phenomenal track entitled "Igloo" as seen during Craig Anderson's part in Taylor Steele's latest movie called Innersection.  First 5 people who responded to my status got the un-find-able track for free; as simple as that.  So if you're looking for exclusive giveaways, bizarre status updates, and free pokes, add me on facebook because surely there will be more contests coming next week and those of you with fast hands may get to preview something special before anyone else does...
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Thursday, February 24, 2011

Cut Copy - Need You Now Music Video

I may or may not be halfway through with my mixtape.  I may or may not be putting new Cut Copy in it.  And I may or may not be sober at this moment in time.  I may or may not... Just shut up and watch the weirdness...
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Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Surfing In LA, Nobody Surfs In LA; Part 1

"Surfing in LA, Surfing in L-A, Nobody Surfs in LA…" -Pissing Persons
Surf stoke in LA constantly dwindles like a candle held by an Amsterdam hooker.  Maintaining your surf stoke in LA is like being one of those rabbits chasing a carrot around a race track.  Once you have your surf stoke back, you better hope you have a tight vice grip on it, cause letting go in LA is as easy as getting a phone call from the Playboy mansion, not that I would know what that's like or anything…

So far, my surf stoke in LA has been like a roller-coaster ride on sizzurp.  One month I'm frothing at the mouth and I chill with Poseidon so frequently that he gets sick of me.  The next month, the darkside of LA gets me in a headlock and I find myself waking up next to who-knows-what in an opium den swarming with muskrats and tzatziki sauce (half true story dot gov).  I'm sure I'm not the only one who's a victim of this heinous crime but I most certainly won't be one to stand back and watch the surf stoke dissolve before my eyes any longer.  Whether it's sleeping on the beach (again), installing a breathalyzer on my Surfline account, or giving my self lashings for each good swell I miss, I'm going to make it my mission to re-ignite the surf stoke inside of me and others around me in this treacherous town known as LA.  

Somewhere in the distance, lies an ocean...  
I'll be exploring the things that hold us frothers back and ultimately deter us from making it to Poseidon's Playground.  Whether it's traffic, trogs, testicle turbulence, or Tiffani Amber Thiessen temptations, I will make it my duty to slay these demons with an iron fist!  They are solely obstacles in the way of our path to greatness.  LA is the enemy, and the ocean is our golden princess who patiently awaits our caress; let the games begin mother fucker! 
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Monday, February 21, 2011

MM: Harley Viera Newton

Somebody shoot me now cause I'm pretty sure I just met the myrt of my dreams!  And no, I didn't run into RuPaul at Whole Foods again... 
Poseidon knows that falling in love has always been against all the ambassador code of ethics and is punishable by de-frothitization, but once in a lifetime, you can somehow make a square fit into a triangle!  Model, Dior beauty AMBASSADOR, and Roc Nation DJ Harley Viera Newton has done the impossible and has smittened the shit out of the ambass...  
I'm in the studio makin my next mixtape, ya the mixtape that will win this myrt's heart, so don't be surprised if I'm not surfing Creek or when every time you call Pat O'Connell's house lookin for me and they tell you: "Hendo's in the bathroom", there you have it, fackkkk...
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Friday, February 18, 2011

Weekend Warrriors Come Out And Playyyyyy

Have a good weekend you filthy frothers, hopefully it's half as enjoyable as this shit...
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Thursday, February 17, 2011

Thrusty Thursday

All the mates are spinning and performing live over on the West Side tonight, make sure you come thirsty and ready to thrust!  If you ain't shakin yo groove thing amidst such great chunes, chances are you were born def or lactose intolerant...

RSVP here.  
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Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Waves ≠ Raves vol. 6

If you haven't checked out the Waves ≠ Raves frothy musical collabo that The Ampal Creative and Gotta Dance Dirty have been cookin' up for a hot minute, then you're just plain racist!  ha jk but you might as well be living under a froth rock cause their music collab is pure tits!  Read bellow and follow the path to the pot o' gold...

Via The Ampal Creative x Gotta Dance Dirty:
“Get ready for some low bpm, high euphoria magical sexy disco this week. A lot of these jams are reminiscent of early 90′s sexy funky disco and all have been sure to lift me up even in the midst of this shitty weather in so-cal right now. If you like synth riffs, steel drums, early 90′s disco- this is the waves for you. Make yourself a mai-tai and melt into your couch while your toes tingle.”
Waves ≠ Raves vol. 6

Ali Love – Moscow Girl (Mustang Remix)
Blamma! Blamma! – Beyond 17
Futurecop! – Dreams (ft. Keenhouse)
Gorillaz – Empire Ants (Miami Horror Remix)
Joey Negro pres. Kola Kube – Why (Mightnight Savari Tropicool Mix)
KZA – Le Troublant Acid
Moullinex – Catalina
Poolside – Do you Believe
POPO – Let’s Get Away
The Supermen Lovers – Take a Chance (Herr Styler Remix)
Teenage Bad Girl – Keep Up With You (Lifelike Remix)
Uniforms – 1020 Trickery Lane (Rainbows of Death Remix)

Waves ≠ Raves vol. 6 (Download)
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Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Russ Chimes: Midnight Club EP

Russ Chimes, uber producer from the UK is on fire at the moment!
Wouldn't be surprised if some myrt threw a fire extinguisher at his face cause his beats are hotter than meth and sweeter than ice.  Anyways, think ima be headin back into mah "studio" this week and start putting together what will be my froth I mean fourth mixtape to date!  In the meantime, check out this epic trilogy brought to you by Russ Chimes and some Mega Myrt, "yeah, I'd pay for it"...
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Monday, February 14, 2011

Myrtle Monday: Malia Manuel

I've really been blown away by the progression of Women's Pro Surfing and how facking hard they've been ripping these days.  The list of myrt shredders is gettin pretty damn big and there's no doubt in my mind that at the top of that list sits Steph Gilmore, Tyler Wright, and Malia Manuel.  Everyone knows Steph is Queen of the water and holds the Title in a headlock but not far behind is up-and-coming grom myrts Tyler Wright and Malia Manuel.  Out of all the girls I've seen shralp, I truly think Tyler and Malia have the most potential for kicking ass and taking names!  Check out this mean clip of Malia tearing Poseidon's Playground a new one…

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Sunday, February 13, 2011

Sunday Updates

Vid of the Week

Dion Agius's new flick Thanks For the Dinner and the Sex trailer.

Nu Disco Mixtape of the Week
TheMagician - Magic Tape Seven

Steez of the Week:

Afends - Mens 2011 Winter Collection = Mad Fuckin Steez! Yeeeeow boyz!
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Cali Slop

It sure as hell ain't anywhere close to summer yet but weekends like this past one filled with 80 degree weather, offshore close-out pits, rolling black outs, and latina jugs, sure make it more visible on the horizon.  While I was trying to squeeze through waist to chest high doggy doors, groms were picking up sticks and slamming them on Po's board and just down the coast, uber rippers like Taj and Kolohe were tearing San Clementsssss a new one…
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Friday, February 11, 2011

Friday Flicks

Some Funky Frothy Friday Flicks for you to watch while I get my shit together.  It's the weekend, get summmm!

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Thursday, February 10, 2011

Hoof Hearted?

Facccccck! I'd hate to go to Malawi after scarfing a box of Crasins...

Thanks Manyellis for the tip
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Wednesday, February 9, 2011

The Gig Is Up!

Lets face it fools,
so far this year, my blog has sucked!  I've barely posted any compelling content, I can't remember the last time I ranted about something bizarre or something that pissed me off, and there hasn't been a solid webisode since my stint on Da Rock.  I suppose it's sucked for good reason though (depending on how you look at it).  Instead of sitting in my closet and posting on the blog in between World of Warcraft LAN sessions, I've still been behind my computer doing other things, and no, my hands are not stuck to my keyboard…

It's pretty evident that I've been focusing more on my DJ gigs and neglecting the cyberworld and Poseidon while doing so.  Ontop of that, I've been editing a few videos and slanging my wang to put some food on the table for lil buddy Hendo and mah baby's mama (half-true story dot com).  Anyways, to those of you who care: sorry for partying, I'll try to post more shit!  In the meantime, here's a lil mini-webisode I chopped together for those of you who missed my gig last Friday and for those of you who want to relive the nightmare…

SAH DJ SET @ The Hollywood Standard from Surf Ambassador Hendo on Vimeo.
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Sunday, February 6, 2011

Sunday Updates

Vid Of The Week:

ElectroHell Track Of The Week:
Patrick Wolf - The City (Richard X Remix)

Steez Of The Week:
Check out our homies Mad Steez over at Frenemy
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Friday, February 4, 2011

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Surf Ambassador Hendo DJ SET @ Champagne Fridays

Ladies and Myrtlemen, get your fist pumpin fists and your groove shakin arses ready for yet another night filled with NuDisco/ElectroHell SAH-Fist-o-Cated Jamz sure to get your weaner wet and your froth levels off the charts!  I'm at it again, this time I'm taking over The Standard in Hollywood!  My buddies over at Shake The Hand have been promoting a dope ass event every other friday night called "Champagne Fridays".  With bubbly drink specials all night long, rockin DJs gettin your heart pumpin, and a crowd full of sexy faces, the vibe is epic and the memories are euphorically hazy...

This Friday night (February 4th), I'll be DJing along with Sean G (Pac Div) and Ricardo Carlos (STH).  So cruise out for a couple boiler makers, fire up some shooies, and bring yourself a barf bucket, a profo, and a fire extinguisher; cause this place is gonna be set ablaze!  RSVP HERE and tell em "the ambassador sent ya"; while you're at it, peep the vid I cut for the event above and froth out on my latest mix below (don't worry I'm making a new one soon so hold ur facking horses):

The 7 Mile Mixacle; A North Shore Inspired Mixtape by SURF AMBASSADOR HENDO
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Sahhhhhhhhh Facking Hollywood

Just tryin to get a deecent meal with mah boi Chris Kattan aka Corky and then I was like Emilioooooooooo
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