Wednesday, January 5, 2011

One Step Closer: Red October

Normally I don't give two shits about celebrity gossip, rumors, and/or news but for some reason, Poseidon guided me over to WWTDD today and I stumbled upon some interesting irony.  It was almost as if the mole had heard my New Years resolution (aka making a sex tape with Lindsay Lohan) and answered back by leaking her lurking location; Venice.  

What we shall now dub: "The Hunt for the Red October", is on, and I'm now one step closer to fame, glory, drug addiction, naive vainness, fire crotch flakes, popularity, chlamydia, and massive jugsssssss!  Remember kids, I'm only doing this for you...
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