Sunday, February 28, 2010

Weekend Shenanigans

Here's a classic lil clip of one of me mates from back home doin what we do best: Being Weird!  


Hope you all had a weekend as creepy if not creepier than this, Poseidon knows I sure did!   See you tomorrow.  
-SAH
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Saturday, February 27, 2010

Two Faced On A Rainy Day

Yo freaks, it's raining and there's Tsunami warnings all over Cali so I think I'm gonna go back to bed after my roots ass Optimator sesh at Wurstkuche with da Owl.  But in the mean time check out a lil scribble doodle I did as a college grom while frothing in class... 
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Friday, February 26, 2010

Frothy Phone Call Friday's #01: "Party Banger"

Frothy Phone Call Friday's is a new feature on SurfAmbassadorHendo.com. It's pretty simple; I pick up a phone, call unsuspecting humans, and catch up with them over a coldie. Occasionally members of Poseidon's Posse will be joining me in dual "prank phone calls" (if you will) and we'll just have a Frothy blast of a time! Please keep in mind that Frothy Phone Call Friday's are meant to be taken for the bizarre and weird joke that they are so if the phone calls upset you or if you are one of our victims, let me just say in advance: Start Your Own Blog Betch!  

Don't ask me how the idea came about or how the first call was made cause I'm still creeped out by all of it but for now, sit back relax and enjoy the wierdness of SURF AMBASSADOR HENDO's First ever Frothy Friday Phone Call featuring Owl Bundy (Death From Above). We gave a myrtle we once met at the bars a quick phone call to check in and see how things are going. Little did we know she was in the middle of a Party Banger and thus things got weird, REAL WEIRD! Decent first prank call but I'm sure shit will get better and weirder next time, but for now take a gander at the weirdness below:


DOWNLOAD:
People been sayin the sound cloud player ain't workin so here's the MP3 of the call you can download and share all over the world:
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...Electro Dome... Happy Frothy Friday Fuckazzzz

-BREAKING NEWS- CHECK BACK IN AT AROUND 12:00 TODAY FOR THE FIRST EVER FROTHY PHONE CALL FRIDAY EPISODE, YOU DO NOT WANT TO MISS THIS SHIT!

Back to our regularly scheduled program:
So it's Friday, you're frothing at the mouth as you stare at your cubicle clock and you just wish somehow the time would go by faster and faster and faster.  Luckily you some how made it here and I'm gonna go ahead and alleviate your boredom and anxiety with a lil dose of some real good music!  Lets make this short so you can go ahead and froth on some tunes.  Hope you all have a mental weekend, as I know I shall do the same.  So whether you're reading this from your cubicle or the 4th floor of Davidson library, it's the mutha-fuckin weekend so crack open a coldie, throw that work politeness out the window, and get your ass ready to rage till the sun comes up as you awake on some random couch fully clothed!  Get weird!  You can thank me for all of this later...

ElectroHell:

Hindie:

Rap:

And for the late night weirdness, Chill Sauce:
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Thursday, February 25, 2010

Stupid Is As Stupid Does

My good buddy Shana aka Kat Bronson over at Nourishment is a very talented blogger who- similar to Dr. Dre putting out mind-blowing albums every seven years- posts epic gems on her blog every so often!   Today as I was scouring the net while frothing in my cubicle with lil buddy Splinta Da Rat and crew, I came across Nourishment and completely frothed on her latest post!  It was almost as if someone took my mantra/my way of life/the essence of my being and created a marketing campaign/quick video about the way I live/the things I do/and the bizarre thought process that jumbles through my scattered brain (where's the mole?).  Even though I'm not a fan of Diesel or the people who wear their shit, I must admit they're marketing is purely genius!  See for yourself and watch the difference between being Smart and being Stupid:



I'd much rather be stupid than smart any day...

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Wardo Rips My Homebreak With Da Homies

Chris Ward, the man, the myth, the legend, tends to take lil treks down from his San Clemente loc spot and get himself some nice Pipe practice pits at a little spot we like to call "don't ask don't tell" aka "if you don't know, don't go" or even sometimes "pay me $40 and I'll tell you the zip code".  Once again Wardo made a nice lil pilgrimage to this mental spot and began getting pig dog backside pits like his name was Miss Piggy or some shit!  Couple other local legends and LJ rippers including: Ryder Mackey, RK, and Randy Lind were out there joining him in the green room as Poseidon blessed them all with some heavy pits ontop of a treacherous boulder that has been known to put people on the sidelines for months! Check out some of the pics taken by the famous and brilliantly talented Anthony Ghiglia and also some footage that my homey Johnny boy Maher filmed with his GoPro:HD cam.  The video's sound track is from the most roots LJ band ever DareDevil Jane

Wardo pig doggin a slabby beast! 
Wardo practicing for next year's Pipe Masters...
One of the best goofy footers in La Jolla: Ryder Mackey 
LJ Legend RK suppaaa deep brah

Untitled from John Maher on Vimeo.

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Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Nasty, Dirty, Crap = Dirt Nasty In Crap!

DIRT NASTY (photo: Leahtard)
My homies over at Crap Eyewear have done it again!  They've landed their Crap all over the face of yet another legend!  This time it's none other than the legendary rapper/frother Dirt Nasty.   If you ain't never heard of Dirt Nasty then you ain't never heard of a lil thing called sex, drugs, and rock n' roll.  Dirt Nasty is pretty much the epitome of the word "Zoots" (the highest attainable level of roots).  Dirt Nast slangs mad rhymes and classic videos filled with mental myrts, hilarious antics, and straight up savagery to the next level!  Take a peak at DN rockin some Beach Parties at one of his latest shows and check out his video while you're at it... 


Here's a lil extra treat for ya featuring Mickey Av, Dirt Nast, and the rest of the crew F***in ' Em All!  

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Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Hail Dale Kobetich! My Latest Idol!

Freaking roots ass old man Dale Kobetich bought a shark, took it under the Newpz pier (probably gave it cunnalingus), claimed to ward the vicious Mako shark off with magical voodoo and tarot cards, and then probably had the best week of his life as he got bank for the shark photos, ass for the courage, and dinner for weeks! Then some tattle tale had to ruin all the fun and spoil it for everyone by telling the truth and exposing that the old man was not indeed an old man but actually the boy who cried wolf (or shark in this case)!  

People World wide have been asking why this man would do such a thing and make up such absurd lies?  Well for those of you stupid enough to ask this fucking question take a good hard look at our kook infested oceans that are far too overly populated with speed bumps, jabronies, and human buoys who have no fucking clue what they are doing and cause more harm than the next asshole throwing his trash down the gutter!  Cheers to Dale for making a valiant effort at clearing the idiot filled waters and taking us one step closer to our inevitable mutiny!  Don't know what I'm talking about?  Why I'm FA-REAKING OUT!?  Take a look below and then tell me that kooks aren't slowly but surely infesting our waters...


   
LEAVE US AND OUR KOOK EATING SHARKS THE FUCK ALONE! 

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Monday, February 22, 2010

Julian WIlson's "Scratching The Surface"

Bout time we see this wonder boy's vid hit da streets!
Much like the rest of the World, I've been patiently waiting for Julian Wilson's new vid entitled "Scratching The Surface" to premiere and most likely blow minds.  Produced by Irons Brothers Productions and starring none other than Julian Wilson himself, if the movie is any where as clean and frothy as the trailer than the surf World has got another visual shneek on their hands that will surely amuse, pump, froth, and stoke!
Check the teaser:

SCRATCHING THE SURFACE from Surfpresss on Vimeo.

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Sunday, February 21, 2010

Lil Weezy Gettin Steezy!

A while back, my homeys over at The Ampal Creative had one of tha most G rappers and big time super stars rock their hat!  Das right, Lil Wayne da mutha fawkin Weezy rocked an ash quatro AMPAL creative fedora in his "On Fire" music video!  Das whassssup!

Super stoked for the boyz over at AMPAL for getting their gear on da steezy Weezy and letting the World know what the definition of style, fashion, and roots really is.  Props to Crap as well for stylin out Weezy with their fade shades.  If you haven't checked out AMPAL's mental collection on their website, now is a better time than any cause them thangs gonna be sellin like hot cakes once the word gets out about this one homey!          
Here's the vid:


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Saturday, February 20, 2010

Phoenix = RAF (Roots As Fuck)!

I've been frothing over Phoenix (the pop synth 80's revival electro rock band) for quite sometime now.  To say I found them before they got big is like saying I was the first person to discover animal style fries at In N' Out aka a good attempt of trying too hard to be the cat's meow!  I nearly sharted when I heard KROQ playing their shit as instinctually thought it was the demise of a great indie underground band but in reality it was actually a Plateau stepping stone which they very much so deserved.  One might think that getting big all over the World and selling out shows would create an ego that would never cater to the public and the fans that love them so much, this is NOT the case with Phoenix.  Check out the vids below as they keep it roots in their home streets by going out and frothing impromptu "take away" concerts live in the streets making Phoenix Roots As Fuck!          








Cred: Devinalz
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Wednesday, February 17, 2010

ART ROMP COMP ENTRY #1

FINALLY the day has come where some one has actually entered one of my contests and has sent me their submission via email!  Usually I don't have time to read the piles of fan mail and bomb threats that get sent to my house each day so I was relieved not to whip out the good ol' letter opener and just simply click an email and read.  So far there have been a whopping 53 written entries (all of which my assistant still has yet to read) and a total of zero email entries for my Art Romp Comp, that is, until now!  I was very pleased to receive the following email and Art Romp Comp submission from a Michael Brixton of Gallup, New Mexico (didn't even know they had computers over there up until this point).  Michael writes:

"Dear serf hendu ambaceador, 
I only 5 yeers old but my mam reeds mi yowr blog evary nite bifor i go two shleap.  iT is mY favirote thiNg wen you tak abut count chalk-ula serfing with rin end stimpee hahee! i paitnted a pichure in mrs. Washingtins class four yur art contesht, i paint u serf wif yor fwiendz and yor gowf clubah awn wheelz streat wif cIndie! i wante two win art contast caz i like serf and i do jumps whin i older!  pleez look at; pictire isenxd and me win froot boot snack?
Me mam also sendt pichire and say shee want a pershonal lern serf wif u at adult beech wif u? i leke candie and kookiez wif chocolate end creyonz. pleez let win me art bored comtesht?
thanckz yiou
frawth

-michael brixton
& Mam Mandy     


What can I say?  The kid isn't all that talented at writing emails but his board art is freaking MENTAL!  Although I'm a bit confused with the picture he sent me (looks like I'm riding a golf green with wheels running over a girl and a ghost and hanging out with what looks to be a mermaid? the board shape is pretty rictor too eh? ha), especially at his age (guessing he's around 2 or something since he didn't use any commas) he's already developed into quite the artist!  My favorite is the spelling on the board ha, CLASSIC!    

Seeing as though I have yet to receive any other submissions, come May 5th, it looks like young Mikey and his "Mam" may just win the Art Romp Comp and he'll be featured on da site, receive the custom CD, the edited segment, and a pack of O'Doul's for him to pound (once he's of legal age of course).  I did indeed receive a few lovely polaroid pictures from his "Mam" named Mandy, but most of them are highly inappropriate for my G rated site I got goin on here plus she said that they were for my eyes only, so I decided to put up one of the less risque pics for your enjoyment:   
MILF ummm I mean, Mam Mandy

A big thank you to Michael and Mandy of Gallup, New Mexico!  Keep reading your lil dude my blog before he "shleaps" (very creepy) or whatever it is you do out there in New Mex and I'll keep you all posted about the results and the "pershonal lern serf at adult beach" (?).  

For all you other artists and shralpers out there, you've got yourselves quite the competition on your hands so sack up and send some entries to my email before it's too late and you lose out while Michael and Mandy are each winning their gifts...
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Monday, February 15, 2010

Introducing the 2010 ASP Dream Tour, Bring It On WCT!

Can you spot SAH in this pic?

As I sit here and pump my latest top tunez through my veins and eat a nice home cooked meal in hopes of soothing what's been a 2 day hangover thus far, I can't help but ponder what the future holds? 

2009 Saw a lot of  cool shit: 2 Girls 1 Cup, The Triumphant Return of Rick Kane, the rise and fall and rise of ElectroHell, and of course "Falcon" The Balloon Boy getting his ass kicked by Steve Bartman aka "The Fan".  2009 also saw some bad shit too but I'm not here to be a Debbie Downer more like a Debbie Does Daller...

As far as the surf world was concerned, 2009 almost saw the extermination of the ASP World Tour as rumors of some corpo Rebel Tour tried to butt its ass in the door but alas to no avail!  The ASP World Tour flexed it's musc and  made its statement loud and clear: "we ain't goin no where, so fuck you!"  With less than 2 weeks to go before the first Tour Event at Snappaz, I think it's safe to say that 2010 is gonna be gangbusters! 

Now is a better time than ever to throw your hopes of becoming pro away and quit surfing for good cause when you take a good look at this year's Dream Tour, it's pretty clear that you have a better chance of getting weird with Kelly Kapowski after climbing Mt. Everest blindfolded than you do to catching up to the level of these guys!  Not only did the best of the best survive last years tour but to top things off, this year's list of rookies and wild cards alone, is enough to make a grown man cry and shamelessly soil himself in a pool of mud!  

Enough jibber jabber lets get down to the meat and meet this year's WCT Dream Tour warriors!  Myrtles and gentlemen, I present you the 2010 ASP World Tour top 45 Shralpers:   

ASP Top 27 (ASP World Tour)
Mick Fanning (AUS)
Joel Parkinson (AUS)
Bede Durbidge (AUS)
Taj Burrow (AUS)
Adriano de Souza (BRA)Kelly Slater (USA)
C.J. Hobgood (USA)
Bobby Martinez (USA)
Damien Hobgood (USA)
Dane Reynolds (USA)
Jordy Smith (ZAF)
Taylor Knox (USA)
Tom Whitaker (AUS)
Kieren Perrow (AUS)
Fredrick Patacchia (HAW)
Dean Morrison (AUS)Kai Otton (AUS)
Kekoa Bacalso (HAW)
Mick Campbell (AUS)
Chris Davidson (AUS)
Michel Bourez (PYF)
Ben Dunn (AUS)
Adrian Buchan (AUS)
Tiago Pires (PRT)
Jeremy Flores (FRA)
Roy Powers (HAW)Drew Courtney (AUS)

Top 15 (ASP WQS)
Dan Ross (AUS)
Patrick Gudauskas (USA)
Jadson Andre (BRA)
Adam Melling (AUS)
Owen Wright (AUS)
Luke Munro (AUS)
Jay Thompson (AUS)
Nathan Yeomans (USA)
Dusty Payne (HAW)
Brett Simpson (USA)Matt Wilkinson (AUS)
Tanner Gudauskas (USA)
Travis Logie (ZAF)
Marco Polo (BRA)
Blake Thornton (AUS)

ASP Wildcards:
Andy Irons (HAW)
Luke Stedman (AUS)
Neco Padaratz (BRA)


Now that you've taken a good look at the madness of what's to come this year, take a deep breath, close your eyes and imagine the chaos when the flood gates open and these fuckers are tearing the shit out of Poseidon's Playground come less than 12 days...  

Check back for more updates and info involving the aforementioned freaks cause I gots a lots to say about what could be, what will be, and what won't be...  
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Friday, February 12, 2010

Waves Are On Their Way, Get Pumped!

Best pump up surf song/music vid ever!  Makes you ponder the question: "if we could walk on water then wouldn't we always be able to come out of pits and land every boost?"  MIND BOGGLING!  Truly astonishing! Root-a-mentary my dear Twatson! 
Have a good weekend falkers!

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Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Getting To Oz...


Oz, Aus, Australia...
The land of the froth and the home of the root!
I've pretty much wanted to go there ever since I was a grommet watching froth filled flicks like Alley Oop, Chocolate Barrells, Sabotaj, Montaj, The Show, and other surf vids chalk filled with wild Aussies doing radical maneuvers, taking over the bar scene, and inventing insta-classic words that stuck like glue.  Now that I'm older and a much more mature and refined man, I pretty much want to go there more than ever!  All the stories and epic tales I constantly hear from friends who've gone and friends who've stayed in the land of Oz, fill me with a level of froth that not even a rabid pomeranian could compete with.  Not to mention, Superbank looks like its made its triumphant return...

Kerrzo goin berrzo at Supaz
King Island, a place that once gave me my first wet dream...

Now that I'm starting to establish a bit of security and familiarity here in the City of Angels, I suppose a continuous sense of comfort has led to a bit of boredom and the adventure I live for is slowly drifting away to a land on the other side of the earth.  Don't get me wrong here peeps, Cali is and always will be my true love.  No where in the World can compete with the place I am proud to call my home.  But alas it seems evident that the land of adventure, excitement, "Las Vegas on water" (froth goth), Dbah, Melbas, Boxing Day, Eugene, Scooners, gettin mute, Rooting, the resurrected Supbank, Cory Worthington parties, frothy asians, Vegimite, Da Fish, Bob's Ya Uncle, Good On Ya's, and Wofting are slowly but surely increasingly calling me name!  But what's a land locked, cubicle frothing, pennywise ambassador to do?  

I suppose I could try doing the following to get me on my way:
1) Do some kind of fundraiser like selling White House Christmas tree ornaments like the jabrone ummm I mean the scholarly gentleman pictured above was caught in the act of doing.  Have a Baked Sale, or a Jog-a-thong, or Read for Weed, or a Violent Auction, or umm a Dance In The Streets For Treats-A-Thong, or Toys For Bots (robots & Jay Botts of course).  Nah, fack, too many to choose from... 

2) Slang my wang?  Nah seen Deuce Bigalo, Japeto's Workshop, and Taxi Cab Confessions too many times, plus I don't think my gal Marissa (bad hair day pic above) wants me sharing too often...           
3)  I could try my luck at telemarketing again.  No joke, I once worked at a telemarketing agency for some bull shit scam called "The Junior Police Academy" or some load of crap lke that in which I sat in a stuffy ass room filed with meth heads, over weight albinos, and a creeper trying to sell a Foreman grill to a 9 year old ("What the hell do you mean you don't know what mank steak is?  Oh whoops, sweetie are you crying? please put your da-da on the telephone").  After hearing that weirdness and nearly gagging every other second from the foulest B.O. I have still to this day ever encountered, I shot up outa my seat and walked outa there with the Manyellatore.  I worked there for a total of may be ten minutes (true story.com).  Obviously, I don't think I wanna try my luck with that again.

FAACCKK!  Seems evident that all of these ideas just straight up suck and I just wasted an hour trying to think of some way to get out there when I could have been getting my freaking pencil sharpened! What a waste!   Will there ever be a way or a day that I make it out to the land of froth and have a few coldies on the Goldie while gettin me root and mute on?  Who the hades knows!?   

If you've got some Aus stories to share or have any good ideas of how I can make it out there sooner than later on a party bender budge, click on the blue text below that says "Froth A Comment" and write that shit to me fool!  One thing's for certain when I step foot on that land mates, Bob's Ya Uncle! 

-Froth On  
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Monday, February 8, 2010

Derek Dunfee's "Down With The Ship"

My buddy, local La Jolla legend, and big wave hellman Derek Dunfee has straight up been kickin ass and taking names these past few years in the Big Wave Charging World!  Ever since I was a grom and I saw "Double D" charging so hard at huge ass Simmons and various other La Jolla big wave reef breaks- that made me shiver in my snow boots simply by hearing their names- I knew that he was destined for colossal things.  Well finally all of Derek's hard work and determination paid of this past year when he was nominated and won the Monster Paddle Award at the highly acclaimed Annual Billabong XXL Awards.  The Monster Paddle Award is simply one of the utmost prestigious awards that all big wave chargers strive to achieve but few ever even come close to being nominated.  So for Derek to take the gold on such a remarkable feat, has definitely cemented his legacy in the Big Wave and Surf World combined for centuries to come.  In my eyes, charging anything bigger than 15 foot faces is as gnarly as sharing a bathtub with Xena Warrior Princess filled with scorpions while watching Oprah, playing "boomerang banana" and eating jalapeno cheese cake: aka a death-wish!    

However, Derek's ongoing and persistent spirit didn't stop after the award.  As a matter of fact, I think he started charging even harder after the award and continues to do so any time that there's a swell on the horizon.  Every time Surfline does a segment about California's latest swell, sure enough, there's Derek dropping in on bombs and taking off as late and as deep as ever!  With so much drive, dedication, and big waves under his belt it was only a matter of time that Derek collected his, shall we say, "memoirs" and put them to tape!  That's right, Derek's in the process of gathering what could be considered a "filmmaker's gold" and is making a new movie about his triumph and tribulation from severely breaking two bones in his leg at Cloudbreak in 2008 up until his victory 5 1/2 months later at the XXL Awards!  

D Dunf dominating Mav's time and time again! 
DD's Winning Wave!

Derek sent me the teaser to his film entitled "Down With The Ship" last week and I nearly screamed at the top of my lungs in my cubicle as I jumped to the edge of my seat and pretty much soiled myself!  The combination of the fucking MENTAL waves he takes off on, the wipe outs (that I wish upon no one) that go down, the eerie soundtrack that so excellently accompanies the brilliant drawings done by his brother Taylor and the entire feelings that this mini trailer elicits is simply a small taste of what is to come from what is sure to be a groundbreaking film about a remarkable tale!  Produced and Directed by Derek Dunfee, Edited by our good friend and brilliant cutter Ryan Broomberg, and all Art done by the illustrious artist/photographer/homey Taylor Dunfee, this film is sure to make gigantic waves once it hits the streets!  So hold your horses till the movie comes out, but for now watch the trailer and be prepared to be amazed!  

Down With the Ship from Derek Dunfee on Vimeo.

Keep checking back on SAH for more updates, information, and possible interviews about Derek and his film in the works entitled "Down With The Ship".  

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Sunday, February 7, 2010

Photog Showcase #3 ^ Matt Devino ^

Devo, Devolinskies, Devinalz, Devalewskies, Dev Bev, the list of nick names for the photographer/editor/artist better known as Matt Devino goes on and on...

Fellow nerdbot and shralper from inside the office and out in the water Matt's been on a rampage doing super sick edits and taking awesome photos ever since I can remember!  Matt frothed out to the North Shore this year for a good week and was some how able to shoot my clean ass Pipe Webisode and take a shitload of epic pictures in the meantime.  It boggles my mind cause I was out there for a good 2 months and I think I only shot 40 pictures and 1 video, all of which only about 2 pictures are decent (mad decent).  Think that just goes to show Devo's constant creative motivation and drive to generate great content that is far superior than excellent!  
Full Cab portrait by Devo 

With the skills and knowledge this dude's got under his belt, it's certain that he's destined for BIG things in the art World!  So keep your eyes peeled for Devo out in the water, up on the mountain, or possibly stuck in an editing bay cranking out brilliant pics, edits, and images that'll intrigue the mind and relieve the soul!
Check out some of his top pics he sent me:    




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Saturday, February 6, 2010

...Electro Domerz...Lets Make It A Quickie...

Frothing at the mouth?

Supp mates?  Fack, been kinda busy all week gettin my stomp on and preppin a bit for some ElectroHell action tonight but alas (contrary to what the man in the mirror says) I have not disappeared into a mole cave somewhere in Zaire.  I am here, alive, and living well.  I'm about to hop in my heapa and head down south so we'll have to make this one a quickie, I'm talkin like "1 pump chump, don't stop it feels so nice, oh shit boobies, ass, uh oh whooops! I ssswwwearrrr that never happens" quickie status. 

Here's some ElectroHell tunes to tide you over for the weekend till I get back to the city and write some more useless bull shit that probably only one person reads anyway...

Froth these well:








And of course my dubstep woble woble neighbor 12:
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Tuesday, February 2, 2010

A Four Beer Intermission...

Mmmmm Crap Beer, Nothing better... 

It looks like quite the busy week for me and the Party Sauce Parade as we prepare for an upcoming Lazer Tornado Storm in SD so I'm not so certain that I'll be able to finish my photog showcase this week.  But do not despair my frothy friends, the photogs are on their way and I have just the thing to tide you over for hours, days, weeks, years, and quite possibly even centuries!  That's right, it's mutha-fuckin SWEATPANTS' NEW SWEATY SEXTAPE entitled The First Four Beers! If you didn't know already, Sweatpants is the next big thing to hit the streets in the ElectroHell World as his hardcore yet precise and complex beats will prove this with every sweat dripping ounce!  

I once went to one of his DJ sets on a Friday night and found myself foot stomping and fist pumping in glee till the we hours of the morn and for some reason decided to surf the next day.  After my 2nd wave at El Kooko, I pulled BOTH of my fackin hamstrings from what could only be due to excessive Electro bouncing to more than superior beats.  True story, I was like floating there immobilized in the water in such pain and agony screaming obscenities to the point where people in the line up began asking me if I "was ok?"  And you know what I told em?  I said "hey, you see this pain, you see how I can't move my legs right now?  Take a good hard look, cause this is what you will look like the morning after you have experienced a TRUE DJ!  Now stop looking at me and get back to your trogs!" (True story.com, the guy took his broom and sea swept his way back into the line up.  This guy was wearing fucking running shoes while he was SUPing, you have got to be kidding me!?).  

Anyways, you get the point, Sweatpants is a sick ass DJ and his mixtape has truly amazed me and literally made me soil myself in more ways than one.  After giving the tape a good listen to about 7 times, all my hopes of being a real DJ were completely thrown out the window due to the fact that it may take me a good 12 years to get to the point where he's at, but that is neither here nor there.  Sweatpants has set the mark and he has set it high!  So if you know what's good for you I suggest you do the following things to make your life and your ElectroHell rootsness go up ten fold:

1.) Listen to and download Sweatpants' New Mix Tape entitled:  
The First Four Beers  (Right Click To Download)

2.)  Get your ass over to The V Lounge this Friday Night (02/05/10) to see SWEATPANTS and the rest of the Guns In The Sun and Crap DJs perform their DJ Sets amongst ElectroHell legends Classixx and Holy Ghost!  See you there and oh yeah, buy me a round or 12 while you're at it!  
3.)  Don't even think about showing up to the show (or any ElectroHell show for that matter) if you listen to Taylor Swift or any of that other Grammy bull shit!  Destroy your radio and tv!   

"Gracias" -Dean Dingo Morrison Pipe Masters 09
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