Kelly freaking Slater, the man, the myth, the legend has done it yet again! Yea I know this news is late but fack I'm out here on the coconut wireless with fecal internet floating around like the Ghost of Christmas past trying to wait for my anime pics of Star Moon to load, how do you think I feel? Fack! Anyways, Slater gets 10 World Titles so from now on we shall call him SlaTen! As if we didn't already know that he signed a deal with the devil, this just goes to prove that hard work, determination, and hot babes can take you places in this world! Great job Slates, don't give up the dream! ROOOOOOOOTS!