Tuesday, August 31, 2010

My Latest Nerdbot Froth

Seems like I haven't been posting much lately, unfortunately it's not because I've been on Mr. Toad's wild bender, more so because I've been geekin out in the cut cave and pumping out edits faster than an El Pollo Loco burrits will make you pump out a new pair of jeans!  Here's a recent one I did for Monster that features Bobby Martinez and the life he leads in and out of da water!

More nerdbot froth edits headed ur way!  If you're lucky, you might just get to witness a lil ElectroHell party we frothed and made a clip out of, can you say titaaaaaayyyyyyyssss??!!
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Monday, August 30, 2010

Miami Horror Myrtle Monday

It's Monday, the waves have died, but the weather is nice, so what the hell is there to do on days like this?  Other than lurking on some bizarre ass surf blog, I like to think that days like today are dedicated to spirit hikes or vision quests.  Yesterday I found a lil peyote growing in my alley so I decided to feed that shit to an alley rat, I'm sure this vid is something similar to what he saw/experienced...

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Friday, August 27, 2010

Minimal Proportions

People say I write too much, talk too much, froth too much!  I could give two ass shits but to cater to those of you who feel that way, here's what my new blog posts will look like:
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Wednesday, August 25, 2010

WW Last Min Add On

Last minute add on via Crap

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Watch Thru Wednesday III

Yo, Yeow, Yow!
I don't know what's going on upstairs lately, but recently I have had the worst writer's block since writing the constitution (see even that wasn't funny).  I've tried writing poems, high-coos, satires, limrix, hyperbolas, children's books, and even country songs for Poseidon's sake, but it's all in vain!  So instead of ranting about nothing, I thought I'd froth ya another Watch Thru Wednesday to help pass the time until I get my mojo back!  Froth on this while I look for my marbles...

Cee Lo Green- No One's Gonna Love You (Band Of Horses Remix)

Kid Cudi- Pursuit Of Happiness ft MGMT

Yolanda Be Cool & DCUP- We No Speak Americano

Classixx- Cold Act Ill

Yelle- Ce Jeu

The Naked And Famous- Young Blood

How The Fuck Did They Get Slates In This Emo Bull Shit? by SlateTinselTown
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Monday, August 23, 2010

Myrt Monday: Kate Beckinsale

Yeow it's Monday!
Best day of the week mates!  Why?  Well, I don't have a good answer to that one other than may be the fact that Monday is the same day that Poseidon first mated with a dolphin and thus created manatees (true story.com)!  Other than that treat, I'm here to liven things up a bit and make your keyboard a tad bit stickier at work...

Froth on mah beh beh gurl Kate Beckinsale-a-leanz for a bit, but try not to punch your computer again as you sit in your monkey suit pondering what life would be like behind that lens!  The grass IS always greener on the other side my friends...

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Friday, August 20, 2010

Party SAHce Mashup #1

Yo mates, happy Friday, time to get yo fawkin froth on!
Just takin a peep out my window right now, myrts frolicking in the streets and bums frothing with boom boxes and what appears to be a sock necklace (wtf?).  If you're anything like the weirdos that surround me, you too are stoked it's Friday, so what better way to ring in the weekend than with Party SAHce's first ever Mashup?  Well yeah may be getting squidlips while frothing a duber would be a lil bit better, but stop your wishful thinking and get weird on da track!

Lets Pretend Mr. Rager Is A Holy Ghost Who Dances In Suburb Castles (Mash Up) by Party SAHce

My First Ever Mash up with Kid Cudi vs Eminem ft Holy Ghos!t, Arcade Fire, Justice, Oasis, Crystal Castles, Vanilla Ice, and Surf Ambassador Hendo.  I even added a lil synth flavor to spice the froth up a bit!  Yeah Shit got weird!
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Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Watch-Thru Wednesday II

If you couldn't already tell, I'm feeling prettttty musically inclined/inspired this week.  I've been in the creep cave working on my first remix as well as a new Hendonesian rap song (believe it or nacht).  While I continue to try and pump the jams, take a peeper at some of my latest inspirations:

The Specials- Ghost Town

Eddie Money- Shakin

The Count & Sinden ft Mystery Jets- After Dark

Mark Ronson & The Business Intl- Bang Bang Bang

Holy Ghost!  I Will Come Back

New Boyz- You're A Jerk

Ninjasonik- Daylight

MSTRKRFT- Heartbreaker

Justice- Stress

The Bloody BeetROOTS- Storm
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Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Summer Clam Jamz' B-Side

A lotta times when I gather all the songs I want to froth into a mix, I get pulled into the ElectroHell zone, and a few of the gems slip between the cracks.  Here's a few more summer Jamz that didn't make the cut but surely cut the dance floor with a match, cause they're heeeeeeeeeeaters!:

Tanlines- Real Life (Basic Needs Remix)

Skybox- In A Dream

Van She- Cahnges (Gloves Remix) 

Addeboy vs Cliff- Beep my Beep (Ft David Sandstrom Erika Moeld)

Florence + The Machine- Swimming 

Passion Pit- The Reeling (Sammy Bananas "Big Choon" Remix)

Damn Arms- Destination (Cassian Remix)

Bag Raiders- Shooting Stars 

edIT (Glitch Mob) & WALE- Freaxxx (Scratches By DJ AM) 
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Monday, August 16, 2010

Party SAHce's "Summer Clam Jamz With A Side Of Lazer Tits" (Summer Mixtape)

After much time spent in the creep cave trying to perfect that which can not be perfected, Party SAHce Presents: "Summer Clam Jamz With A Side Of Lazer Tits", a Summer Mixtape. The summer that never came is almost over, so it's about time you grab your thong, a marg, and a dubi and stroll your lard ass down to the beach with your boom box. Put this sucker in, press play, and watch as you take a summer journey to ElectroHell and beyond! Similar to sexual intercourse, this mixtape ebbs and flows like the LA river, so strap on your jimmy cap and your colostomy bag cause it's gonna be a wet one! -Party SAHce of Party Sauce
Summer Clam Jamz W A Side Of Lazer Tits (Summer Mixtape) by Party SAHce
(Click the downward facing arrow on the player to download the full rez version and spread that shit like herpalz!)

Track List:
1.)  SAH Down Under Clip
2.)  Jeff Spicoli on Freejoleys
3.)  Ace Of Base- Cruel Summer (Ryan Evans Born in 83' Remix)
4.)  Rico Bernasconi & Ace Of Base- Cruel Summer (Screen Mix)
5.)  Cassian- Final Round
6.)  Benny Benassi- California Dreaming 2004 (Remix)
7.)  Drop Out Orchestra- Gibbon (Original Mix)
8.)  Classixx- Cold Act III (Radio Edit)
9.)  Mylo- Otto's Journey
10.)  Toby Tobias- In Your Eyes (Tensnake Remix)
11.)  The Ting Tings- Great DJ (Calvin Harris Remix)
12.)  2 Many DJs- Adult- Hand To Phone
13.)  Mylo- In My Arms
14.)  Kim Carnes- Bettie Davis Eyes (Nesia Tweak) 
15.)  Erik Hassle- Don't Bring Flowers (Yes Giantess Remix)
16.)  Cosmo Black- When Night Becomes The Morn (DCUP Remix)
17.)  Miami Horror- Make You Mine (Cassian Remix)
18.)  Yeasayer- ONE (Build & Clancy Remix)
19.)  VEGA- No Reasons
20.)  Katy Perry ft. Snoop Dogg- California Gurls (Arman Van Helden Remix)
21.)  Don Diablo- I Am Not From France (Louis La Roche Remix)
22.)  Voltage- All Night (Radio Edit)
23.)  Duck Sauce- The Motion
24.)  Mark Ronson & The Business Intl- Bang Bang Bang (Russ Chimes Remix)
25.)  Classixx feat Jeppe- I'll Get You (Treasure Fingers Remix)
26.)  Database Vs. French Horn Rebellion- Beaches And Friends (The Twelves Remix  
27.)  Light Year- The Pop Shot 
28.)  Madonna- Into The Groove (Sidechains Remix)
29.)  Cut Copy- Far Away
30.)  Marky Mark- Good Vibrations (SAHced)
31.)  Alex Gopher- Handguns (Dada Life Remix)
32.)  Aeroplane- We Can't Fly (Extended Drums Mix)
33.)  D' Secret SVC- Tight Jeans (Fukkk Offf Remix)
34.)  Duck Sauce- Barbara Streisand (O-God Remix)
35.)  Adam Freeland- We Want Your Soul (Acapella)
36.)  Splinta The Rat's Prophecy 
37.)  Party Sauce and more useless airhorns 

Throughout the grueling process of trying to get this fucker louder, cleaner, and leveled, I realized such dreams are sometimes not obtainable (unless you have a real studio to master it in, which I obviously do nacht yet have).  Big ups to Killa Cam Cam C-Train for Master Consulting and expert nerdbot tech advice/help + Big Ups to Album Graphic Artist and fellow Party Sauce frother; Po-Arty of The AMPAL Creative & Party Sauce. Roooooooooots
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Myrtle Mondy: Robyn

Been listening to Robyn for quite a while now.  With a super eclectic range of styles and vocal tonalities, this girl can sing, rap, dance, and froth.  Check out da musical stylings and vid below:

Robyn- Dancehall Queen  (Prod by Diplo)  (Buy)

Robyn- Dancing On My Own (Fred Falke Remix)   (Buy)

Robyn- Dancing On My Own (Rex The Dog Remix)  (Buy)

I Blame Coco ft Robyn- Caesar (Miike Snow Remix) 

ps The Mixtape is comin, hold yo horses mates!
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Thursday, August 12, 2010

Party Sauce @ DTLA's Art Walk This Thursday

MM: Quik-Frother!
Yo freaks, I just got back to my pad FINALLY!  Got lost in the sea of the US Open bender (see Myrt;e Monday above) and had to hitch hike from HB to LA (more on that later).  Anyways, if you're in the Downtown LA area and have yet to experience the wild froth fest that is Art Walk, cruise down to the Ball Room Alexandria Hotel on Spring St. and we'll be DJing some shit with our weens (performance fart).  Just make sure you get really really drunk so you make me look good!  Yeah, thanks.

Party Sauce tonight DTLA @ The Alexandria Hotel from 6PM-12:00AM.  If you're lucky, you may even get to hear a shneek preview of the latest Party SAHce mixtape dropping sometime around tomorrrrrrrrrowwww....
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I Want A Big Booby Blonde Hair Bitch

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Friday, August 6, 2010

The Sky Is Falling...AGAIN!

Somebody help me, I'm drowning in a pool of my own vomit!  Why?  Why, you ask?  The devil is playing with fire again and he's got his flame lit arrow pointed right at the surf population's innocent anus!  No, I'm not on crazy pills right now (ran out 2 days ago), I'm talking about Blue Mother Fucking Crush Part 2 aka The End Of The World As We Know It!

Kate Bosworth apparently decided to take surf lessons for the sequel, it sure shows!  Ripping! 

Apparently the douche bag filmmakers who made Satan's first Spawn (Blue Crush) decided that one round of torture and torment was not enough and that the waters throughout all of the World are still not crowded enough.  "More numbers, more numbers Frank" says Mr. producer douche bag as his personal assistant licks his asshole, makes him coffee, and reads him Producing For Dummies all at the same time.  As we all know, I have nothing against Women Pro Surfer's (as you can see here) but I have everything against Surfer Chicks (and Dudes) who claim harder than Donald Trump and still have yet to land a facking floater.  So what's all the fuss about?  Plain and simple, the wolf in sheeps clothing aka Hollywood.

I'm sure if Haole-wood approached me with a couple G's and asked me to shave my legs, my arms, my balls, and trim my nose pubes all for a 10 second stunt double shot for Michelle Rod ripping the Banzai Pipeline, fack yeah I'd probably do it.  But that's just wishful thinking, hell I wish Emmanuelle Chriqui (Sloan) would come give me breakfast 'n head umm I mean bed, but that ain't gonna happen!  So for guys like Twiggy and other pro surfers who are getting paid mad bills to look like complete kooks, I wouldn't necessarily say they're selling out, more like temporarily loaning their services.  I like to think of it as being a Jigalo; Hollywood takes you out for a nice date, brings you back to their motel, bends you over, butt rapes you, makes you play with weird toys till you pass out, and as you wake up the next morning feeling completely used, you glance over at the night stand soiled with droopy condoms and see a fat wad of cash and a note that says "you were terrific"; makes it all worthwhile!

I'm not angry or anything, noooooo I'm not bitter at all!  I just don't like when people come into my living room and shit all over the place, invite random guest over who never leave, and then make money off of what they call the 'best rager of the year'!  That, in so many words my friends, is exactly what Hollywood did with the first Blue Crush and most certainly will do with the next.  I'm in the process of filing a petition with all California coastal cities to ban Hollywood beach filming for commercial gain and I am also rallying a humongous group to protest this film's premiere when it comes out.  Stand up for what you believe in and join me in the march for cleaner waters free of surfer dudes and chicks alike trying to emulate that radical move their favorite surfer Kate Bosworth busted in their most favorite BFF movie of all time!  Time to take back the waters that we love and cherish, march with me in the fight for our freedom! 
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Wednesday, August 4, 2010

Watch-Thru Wednesday

Watch-Thru Wednesday (WTW) is kinda like a heavy petting zoo featuring music videos of songs that I like and/or think are weird/cool/hip.  Sometimes I play emo shit like Justin Bieber scissoring Zack Effron and then sometimes I play Slayer putting blades on the end of their guitars and stabbing wounded fawns.  Either way, think of it as a drive thru movie theater, just this time there ain't no Italian SAH-sage waiting for you at the bottom of the popcorn tub...

Albert Hammon Jr.- Gfc

Black Lips- Feels Alright

The Descendents- I'm The One

Florence + The Machine- Cosmic Love

Lykke Li- Dance Dance Dance

The National- Fake Empire

PNAU- Embrace

The Scare- Could Be Bad

Mylo- In My Arms (It tears my soul to pieces to be posting this vid cause [as everyone knows] I was the dude standing right next to this Abercrombie fuck-stick during the casting call of this vid!  Imagine the froth...)
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Tuesday, August 3, 2010

DWTS After Party

Oh yeah, and there was an after party after the film featuring tunes by Scorpion Pete and Party Sauce.  In my mind, this is how it all went down...
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Down With The Ship Film Premiere

SAH & fellow Poseidon's Posse members gettin weird at da premiere with DD

Last Thursday marked the film premiere for Derek Dunfee's first film entitled Down With The Ship, and to say it was a frothy one, is an understatement of a lifetime.  As usual, fellow Poseidon's Posse members and myself, showed up a bit fashionably late (it's only fashion) but upon arriving I was completely blown away.  Not only was there a 6 minute and 23 second line outside filled with local legends but upon entering the  venue, the place was jam packed with surf stars and firing myrts alike!  I was amazed and so proud to see how many people came out to support Derek, Taylor, Ryan, and their new film.  "This may be one of La Jolla's biggest nights in years" said Johnny Boy Chez as we scoured for seats, and indeed it was...  

DWTS Filmmakers: Taylor Dunfee, Derek Dunfee, and Ryan Broomberg breakin it down!

After a quick lil intro speech by the man of the hour (DD), the lights went out and the silver-screen was set ablaze!  Bro calls and myrt hoots could be heard from miles away as the projector rolled and the screen flashed with terrifying images of Derek straight up bending over places like Puerto, Mavs, and the likes as he pulled into some heavy pits, got spit out, and made some gnarly ass drops!  In between the madness, the movie went on to depict a bit about Derek's life and the events leading up to him winning the 2009 XXL Monster Paddle-In Award.  Most notably, we follow Derek on his journey from tragedy to triumph; tragedy being when a huge Cloudbreak lip broke his leg in two separate places and triumph being when he achieved his dream and won the award.  I was taken aback when witnessing Derek's dedication to rehabbing his leg as he began charging Puerto monsters with a freaking boot on his foot, kids got balls!   Ontop of Derek charging some heavy ass waves, the film had a section with some of his friends (notably: Healey, Twiggy, The Long Brothers, Noel Robinson, and local shralpers like Johnny Monster, Jojo, and Lele) just losing their minds and pulling into mental death bombs!     

As the film ended, I thought the roof was gonna fly off the facking place as people started going absolutely nuts and cheering their faces off!  With awesome/creative custom graphics/fonts made by Taylor Dunfee that literally bring the film to life, clean cut and steezy editing by Ryan Broomberg, a narrative about Derek's achievement that instantly motivates you, and a soundtrack that'll make your noggin be boggin as if you were troggin, Down With The Ship packs a heavy punch that most certainly gets the Ambassador's seal of approval!  Big ups and hats off to Derek, Taylor, and Ryan for making such a remarkable film that shocked and amazed the masses till their jaws hit da floor!  Despite the number of times I almost shat myself in fear during the flick, Down With The Ship is a feel good movie that will inspire you to follow your dreams no matter the obstacles that try to take down your ship...
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Monday, August 2, 2010

MM: Old Skool vs New Wave

Ever since our glorious wave-spoiled winter this year, the recent summer wave drout seems to be a surfing tragedy equivalent of not being able to get a boner for 2 weeks!  An eery sense of summer coming to an end raped me today as I surfed Malibu and my feet began to numb, my balls shrank, and my warm water wax got as hard as ice.  As I sat there shivering, I couldn't help but think to myself 'this summer, has without a doubt, treated us surfers and beach-goers alike unusually cruel, to say the least'.  The sun has been playing a game of just-the-tip with us for weeks on end, the water temp fluctuates like Britney Spears' weight, and the waves only come out when Poseidon isn't hungover!

To pay homage to The Summer That Never Came, I thought I'd start things off by frothin a lil Myrtle Monday paying homage to the original Cruel Summer song and vid by Bananarama compared to the new wave Cruel Summer song and vid by Ace of Base as remixed by DJ Douche Lord Rico Bernasconi.  Think of it as the ultimate dichotomy; Old Skool Osh Kosh B'gosh Overall fetish video featuring Gene Simmons at 3:16 vs. New Wave Tramp Stamp ElectroHell vid filmed on meth in Chino Hills.  The victor?  You decide...

Old Skool:

New Wave:
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