Tuesday, July 6, 2010
Why Does Poseidon Hate Amurika?
Nostalgic for the beaches filled with babes frothing in the water and on the sand, da boyz cookin some meat on da beach, biking into pools with free bikes (true story dot com), sippin some coldies, and getting so burnt that you can't sleep right for the next 2 days, I am asking Poseidon to give us a redo so that we may properly celebrate the Froth of July! Hell, if the sun comes out next weekend, I say we just facking pack our shit, go to the beach, and pretend like this 4th never happened. Lets celebrate the way it's meant to be; nude, frothing on the beach, air contests, sunshine, warm water, Beach Party Crap shades, AMPAL tanks, silver bullets, beer bongs, jello shots of zima, getting kicked out of cougar parties, and just straight raging till the sun goes down!
Poseidon, give Amurika one more chance!
You've Just Been Frothed by SURF AMBASSADOR HENDO