Kevelz sat outside of our local cafe in Downtown and did what we normally do; get shneeked off coffee and bird-watch. As we sat there talking about myrts and frothing, all of a sudden our conversation and ultimately our entire day, was immediately interrupted by what most people would call disturbing, but we called legendary!
Bear riding a bicycle from Toys R Us. Not only was he yelling nonsense and making hand gestures as if he was leading a parade, he was weaving through Downtown traffic like a drunk monkey stuck in a maze!
This ain't the dude but he most likely mobs with him!If that wasn't enough, he then proceeded to start making what most people would call obscene hand gestures, but what I would call classic Tom foolery! That's right, this guy starts throwing his wrist around like he's having the best wank off session he's seen in years! Not only was he pretending to jack off while riding his bicycle (one-footed mind you), he then proceeded to pretend to throw his seaman into the crowd of patrons at the cafe nervously watching him! As people shunned their eyes and covered their coffees, I sat there laughing my ass off hoping that this moment of hilarity would never end. Then, just as we thought he was leaving, he makes another circle back to the cafe and starts making hand gestures like he's eating pink taco (you know, the motion where your fingers are in a V shape and your tongue fervently goes through 'em...). This guy was LEGEND! Unfortunately, he had other places to go and more people to freak out so the crazy biker dude led the charge of his unsuspecting traffic parade and spurted off as he flew down the street yelling gibberish at the top of his lungs and motioning his body like a wild octopus.