Tuesday, May 18, 2010
Only Room For 1 Surf Ambassador In This Town
after scrolling through my Washington Times while meeting with William Shatner this morning, it appears as though there has been a slight discrepancy in recent house proposals. It seems as though a Mr. Bill Posey has mistakenly proposed that a fellow by the name of Kelly Slater be deemed as the unofficial American Surf Ambassador. I am not only disheartened, shocked, and in a state of disbelief but immediately after hearing this tragic news, my froth tank (for the first time in 26 years) is completely empty!
Shout out to Mozambique for da article
You've Just Been Frothed by SURF AMBASSADOR HENDO