Friday, April 30, 2010

The Billabong Pro, Brazil - WCT Event No. 3

I think I speak for everyone when I say: nobody gives a shit about the Brazil comp!  The waves sucked, everyone kooked it and straight up got butt raped by a rookie loc.  In reality, Brazil, all we really want to see is this:
And This:
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Thursday, April 29, 2010

The AMPAL Creative's Golden State of Mind

Good morning freaks,
I suppose it ain't early ass morning right now but after a  night filled with several "pants off dance offs" at the Beauty Bar (were my pants really at my ankles? and did I really not get kicked out? sorry for partying!) it sure seems like it.  Anywho, a couple weeks back before my homie Po left for Oz, we did a lil summer lookbook for his headwear company; The AMPAL Creative.  As I assisted with some Zoolander-esque poses and strutted my succulent ass down the catwalk with some myrts and Ether, our good mate Greg Byers captured it all and produced some phenomenal photos!  To top that off, lil buddy Kevo filmed the whole thing and we're in the works of cutting yet another epic AMPAL vid.  Take a peep at the new line that The AMPAL Creative is dropping this summer, it's the perfect mix of casual steez for the Cali summer breeze!  Poseidon knows I've already got my eye on one of those "Frothin" hats and will surely be rocking the "Pacific" in the Pacific while getting specific!

Check out the orig Golden State of Mind Post Here.
Order AMPAL Hats Here.
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Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Vote For HammerwolF

My homies over at HammerwolF have been owning the ElectroHell scene ever since I was still in crusty soiled diapers.  King kook aka Perez Hilton is having some remix contest that HammerwolF entered and has an excellent shot at winning.  The song to be remixed is called Momma's Place by Roisin Murphy.  Whoever Roisin Murphy is, I'm sure she had no idea the heat and fire that HammerwolF would sprinkle onto her song with their remix that will surely melt faces and scortch the dancefloor; cause it's a fucking HEATER!  Click here to vote for HammerwolF or click below to play and vote for their track.  Voting ends may 5th so hurry up and VOTE NOW!  They'll send you an email to confirm your vote and just click on the link, don't be fuckin lazy! Just do it!  Shneek ya later...

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Ozzie Art

Ozzie Wright= Punk Rock Air Maniac/Artist/Musician/Freak.  In an industry chalk filled with cookie cutter sheep, Ozzie is one of the few individuals that actually brings character into the surfing world.  He's a multifaceted mate who does crazy airs, sick art, and plays in the band Goons of Doom (who've got some pretty epic punk rock bangers!)  Yarrrr, feast yer eyes on some Ozzie art:

More Art Here
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Monday, April 26, 2010

Myrtle De Lundi

C'est lundi et je suis heureux de t'amener des filles de beauté, de talent, et de conviction.  
DJ Fac- Freeland vs Ram Jam- Black Betty in Ensenada 
Nic Dawson Kelly- Marilyn 
Audrey Hepburn- Moon River 
Miike Snow- Silvia 
Boney M.- Ma Baker 
Rita Lee- With a Little Help From My Friends 
Iggy Pop vs Pegy Lee- Passenger Fever 

laissez un commentaire si vous voulez les noms
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Friday, April 23, 2010

New Format, Over It?!

I'm kinda over the new format.  Every time I click read more it takes a while to load all the videos and shit just looks fragmented all over the place!  Fack, might go back to the old ways on monday!  New updates coming next week, some big things in the works for this guy!  Here's a quick shneek peak at next Myrtle Monday to get your froth on tonight!  Heading north to get weird, so long suckazzzzzzzzz!!!

Martina Sorbara
Kaskade (Featuring Dragonette)- Fire In Your New Shoes
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Thursday, April 22, 2010

The Union Express

 Timmy "the turtle" Curran along with filmmaker Josh Landan just dropped their latest  movie entitled The Union Express.  In this movie, Timmy starts his Cali journey in my backyard at Union Station (thanks for the call bro) and takes the train up the coast to SF and all the way back down to SD surfing California's best spots and creating stories with his homies along the way.  Such homies include Nathaniel Curran, Nate Tyler, Dane Reynolds, Rob Machado,
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It's Earth Day, Show Some Ra-Spek

Today is Earth Day and much like any other day, I expect all of you out there to treat our planet, our Oceans, and our Beaches with the utmost respect and care.  Whether it's yelling at some kook ass tourist
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Wednesday, April 21, 2010 is Taylor Steele's latest video project set to be released on DVD December 1st 2010.  Basically it's a youtube/vimeo site where surfers, editors, and filmmakers alike post videos which then get viewed by the public and are rated by the viewers.  The top 5 videos of each viewing period make
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New Feature/Site Update

So I keep getting harassed by a bunch of you freaks either saying that my blog posts are two long or that my wang is too long.  Since I can't and don't feel like shortening my Johnson (even though it's a whopping 3.2 inches long),  I've decided to update the site with a new feature that shortens my blog posts and allows you to expand them if you want to read the whole story.  Now with each blog post there will be a link at the bottom that saysand you can simply click it to read the whole story, that way you don't have to spend hours scrolling through the main page to see what topics/posts interest you.

Here's an example of how it will work:  So this one time at Starbucks, I was gettin a mocha frap with extra foam (hold the froth) and this freaking firing myrt keeps looking in my direction!  As I'm walking out the door past her, she stops me and asks me if I could assist her in screwing in a light bulb at her apartment upstairs.  Being the gentleman I am, I obliged and walked with her to her apartment upstairs.  As I start to screw in her lightbulb on the ceiling, all of a sudden she unzips my pants, bends over and
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K Robb at Rocky's

Millencolin- Bullion

Those of You Who Know, Holler If You Hear Me...
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Tuesday, April 20, 2010

420 + Cool Shit To Do When You're Stoned

It's 4/20 today.  Personally, I could care less, but I know a lot of you do care about your special day so I'll honor my viewers desires and supply yall with some entertainment.  Here's a list of cool shit to do when you're stoned (feel free to add via comment):

Da Roots Crew:

Rasta Masta:


Rad Anthem:

Bull Shit:


Pinche Vendejo:


Gangsta Rap:

Weird Beard:

Bub Bubs:

Computer Juice:

Pon De Floor:

Bad Day At The Beach

Sublime- Smoke Two Joints 
Steel Pulse- Roller Skates 
Inner Circle- Never Give Up 
Bob Marley- Stir It Up 
Damien Marley- Road To Zion 
Cypress Hill- Hits From The Bong 
Dr. Dre- Lets Get High 

Get Weird Mota-vaterz!
Much thanks to Da Owl and The Rooots crew for some of the above videos.
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Monday, April 19, 2010

Surfing Saves

Surfing Saves
Life & Death
Surfing Saves
Every Breath
Surfing Saves 
Awake or Asleep
Surfing Saves 
Week by Week

Surfing Saves 
Your Broken Heart
Surfing Saves
What's Torn Apart
Surfing Saves 
Your Last Kiss
Surfing Saves
More Than This

Surfing Saves 
Your Blood and Sweat
Surfing Saves
That Last Regret
Surfing Saves
What Those Can Not
Surfing Saves
All You've Got

Surfing Saves 
Your Whole Life
Surfing Saves 
Day And Night
Surfing Saves 
All Your Dreams
May Surfing Save
You and Me

"Neither can the wave that has passed by be recalled,
nor the hour which has passed return again." -Ovid

Don't Let It Be In Anger mp3 
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Myrt Munster-day VII

Still clearing out the cobwebs from the weekend?  Yeah, same here.  Apparently I never even made it to Coachella but in my mind I had just as much fun, if not more, DJing for some country folk and "saving lives" on a  ranch just outside of Coachellz.  Anyways, here's some tunes and poons to get your Monday goin...

Die Antwoord- Enter The Ninja 

 Kid Sister 
Kid Sister- Life on TV (Redlight Remix) 

Kathleen Hanna
Le Tigre- Deceptacon (DFA Remix) 

Bethany Cosentino
Best Coast- This Is Real 

Alice Glass
Crystal Castles- Lovers Who Uncover (Thanks Kat Bronz)

Hawa- D.A.N.C.E. (Justice Cover) 

Stéphanie Sokolinski
Soko- I'll Kill Her  (Thanks Leahtard)

Tahita Bulmer
New Young Pony Club- Lost A Girl 
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Thursday, April 15, 2010

Coachella 2010, The B-Side

While making my Eat Box and Pop Rox Mixtape, I had to be a little selective and unfortunately a lot of my favorite artists and songs didn't make it into the mix.  So for those of you still frothing for some more shit to get you through your day, night, weekend, and entire Coachella exeperience, I thought I'd add a few more songs to the B-Side of thangs just to make sure your car ride out to the desert is filled to the brim with good tunes, you can stroke me off later!  If I were you, I'd take a screen grab of this list and buy and download all of these songs before The Man takes em off my site!  

B-Side Tracks:
David Guetta- Memories (Feat Kid Cudi)
Grizzly Bear- Two Weaks (Fred Falke Extended Mix)
Hockey- Song Away
Hot Chip- I Feel Better (Kid Cola Remix)
La Roux- Quicksand (Mad Decent Remix)
Marina and the Diamonds- I Am Not a Robot
The Specials- Rat Race
The XX- Islands (CHLLNGR remiXX)
LCD Soundsystem- Someone Great
Yeasayer- Madder Red
Ra Ra Riot- Can You Tell
Pretty Lights- Hot Like Sauce (Cred to my lil sis Handa)
Muse- Map of the Problematique
Faith No More- Epic
Gossip- Heavy Cross (Yuksek Remix)
Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeros- Home (RAC Remix)
Tokyo Police CLub- Breakneck Speed
Temper Trap- Sweet Disposition
Portugal, The Man- People Say
White Rabbits- Percussion Gun
Phoenix- 1901 (DLID Remix)
Rusko- Jahova
Frank Turner- The Road
[p33]roy- Might Like Phantom Better (Amanda Blank vs Justice)
Miike Snow- A Horse Is Not A Home
Florence + The Machine- Rabbit Heart (Raise It Up)

I may not have a ticket to the actual event (hit me up with a media pass: nor any money in my account, but I do have my mixer and my rage mentality to bring the fucking ElectroHell heat!  Check out Party Sauce at Coachella: I'm spinning a legendary annual party out in Brawley on Friday, and possibly somewhere in La Quinta Villas on Saturday, hit me up on the celly if you wanna get weird...

Don't forget to check out my neighbor 12th Planet live at the LA Goon Anthem Party! 
Jinder- Youth Blood (12th Planet & Flinch Remix)

And Then Some!!!

Homey Mixtapes:
Guns In The Sun- The Hour For Magic 
Sweatpants- The First Four Beers
Kenya- Le Cheval Fonce  *(Check out Kenya at the Red Bull Energy Oasis tent on Saturday from 12-2)
Scorpion Breath- Girl You Breathin Heavy
Turtle Tantrum- Half Shell Minimix  
Kenya- Crap Snack Pack Vol. 1 

I calculated all of these songs and added just enough for you to play every single one of them from the moment you are on your way out to the desert till the moment you are nostalgically hating life during the car ride home and you place your foot out of the car for your last puke on your own front lawn...
Have fun, see you in the desert fux!
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