Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Hail Dale Kobetich! My Latest Idol!

Freaking roots ass old man Dale Kobetich bought a shark, took it under the Newpz pier (probably gave it cunnalingus), claimed to ward the vicious Mako shark off with magical voodoo and tarot cards, and then probably had the best week of his life as he got bank for the shark photos, ass for the courage, and dinner for weeks! Then some tattle tale had to ruin all the fun and spoil it for everyone by telling the truth and exposing that the old man was not indeed an old man but actually the boy who cried wolf (or shark in this case)!  

People World wide have been asking why this man would do such a thing and make up such absurd lies?  Well for those of you stupid enough to ask this fucking question take a good hard look at our kook infested oceans that are far too overly populated with speed bumps, jabronies, and human buoys who have no fucking clue what they are doing and cause more harm than the next asshole throwing his trash down the gutter!  Cheers to Dale for making a valiant effort at clearing the idiot filled waters and taking us one step closer to our inevitable mutiny!  Don't know what I'm talking about?  Why I'm FA-REAKING OUT!?  Take a look below and then tell me that kooks aren't slowly but surely infesting our waters...


   
LEAVE US AND OUR KOOK EATING SHARKS THE FUCK ALONE! 

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3 comments:

  1. i cant wait till they make the new chick surf flick azure smash with hannah montana in the lead role! open the floodgates!

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  2. haha!
    better yet: Carrie Underwood, Helen Hunt, Dennis Quade, and AnnaSophia Robb in the Bethany Hamilton story entitled "Soul Surfer"... I smell a boycott...

    http://www.mtv.com/movies/news/articles/1631256/story.jhtml

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  3. I paid Dale Kobetich for a housing 6 months ago and he hasnt shipped. He said it was going to take 3 weeks.

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