Friday, December 31, 2010

Top 3 Pet Peeves of 2010

They say negativity is the ROOT of all evil, I say life without a daily ROOT is just plain evil.  2010 was good to me in so many ways but instead of being Mr. happy-go-lucky as always, I've decided to shine some light on the negative things that pissed me the fuck off this last year.  Lets get down to business.

SAH's Top 3 Pet Peeves of 2010

#1  The Home Depot
Not only is The Home Depot one of the biggest stores I've ever walked into but, the place smells like shit and everybody in there seems to have paint chips up their ass!  As I seldom walk around that hell hole like a chicken with his head cut off, I might as well have a sign that says "hold my hand, I'm trying to build a cake", I still have yet to have a single worker even notice my haole ass!  Next time I go in there in hopes of building a skate ramp, finding some ding repair supplies, or tubes for my 2-in-1 beer pong/bidet, I think I'd have better luck asking Tonya Harding for a spare crowbar...

#2  SUP-Boarders
If Satan and Hades got shneeked out and fucked up on absinthe all night, blacked out, and awoke 9 months later with a baby, there is no doubt in my mind its name would be SUP!  Satan's sled and the janitor's throne, Stand Up Paddleboarding has to be the absolute worst fucking invention ever made.  I'm convinced that the people who ride/buy these pieces of shit also sign their self dignity away in a contract stating "upon setting foot on said Paddleboard, my balls will shrink inside of my stomach and my wiener will revert into a rainbow flag".

Not only do they look like kooks, they act like kooks too!  I saw some dude on one of these things the other day wearing Nike running shoes, a Wizards starter jacket, reading glasses, a beanie, and driving gloves.  Not only was he dressed to impress, I'm pretty sure he was eating a Subway sandwich while his dog was walking all around his board dropping pieces of William SHATner all over his pirate plank!  Leave your fuckin broom and pieces of sidewalk in boys town!

#3  Babies On A Plane  
This year's North Shore adventure = 45 Days of perfect surf, hot pro hoes ready to give wristys at the drop of a dime, raging parties that make Hollywood look like a kiosk, and  an endless supply of beer/energy shneex/sex/drugs/rock n roll!  Too bad I was stuck in a fucking nerdbot trailer during my entire stint on The Rock and only got to witness said activities through a dweeb monitor.  Needless to say, when the day came for me to go back to Cali, I was more than frothing at the mouth to hop on da plane!  Until...

I arrived at my seat, took a quick look around, and soon realized I was surrounded by fucking babies!  "Not to worry brah" I thought to myself as I pondered whether or not their parents were in fact holding Nyquil, a pacifier, or at least a teletubby to shut them the hell up if they so even farted?  Unfortunately, the only thing these parents held was a reckless abandon to not give a shit if them and their damn baby were disturbing the peace!  Normally I'd just put on my headphones and blast some electrohell with my iPod to drone out the noise if the storm came my way.  Unfortunately my iPod was broken and so no sound other than stale recycled shit air and the possibility of a baby's cry would make it into my eardrum that day.  And then came the rain...

Dual firing babies crying about who knows what, crossfired into my ear sockets like Tickle-Me-Elmo on cat nip!  Left, right, front, back, up, up, down, down, left, right, B, A, select, start (contra ultimate lives)... babies were coming from everywhere and they were crying like they were getting paid for it!  I tried to bare it for the first 5 minutes, put a blanket over my ears and a pillow over my face, but to no avail!  BABIES!  CRYING FUCKING BABIES!  EVERYWHERE!  4 Hours of crying babies and SAH-bbing SAH, I awoke from the nightmare, released some methane in all of the babies directions, said goodbye to the StewardASS, hopped on my SUP board, and rode to the nearest Home Depot in hopes of finding an idiot to point me to the nearest contraption that would chop my ears off...

May your 2011 be filled with positive vibrations brada!  Roooots rock reggae!
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Thursday, December 30, 2010

Taylor Steele's InnerSection SoundTrack

After hours, days, weeks, and months of scouring the World Wide Web (actually it only took like 30 minutes), I've managed to rile up all of the tracks from Taylor Steele's latest video project entitled Innersection (See previous post for details).  Whether you're a lover of ElectroHell and Indie, enjoy all the tunes from the flick, or just want to find that song that you drooled over while Parko was seducing you with his laybacks, I've got it all right here!  Some songs you can play, some songs you can download, some take you to a video or an iTunes link, but ALL tracks are ready to be frothed!  Enjoy!
Intro:  Edward Sharpe and The Magnetic Zeros- The Desert Song *
Joel Parkinson:  The Joy Formidable- While The Flies
John Florence:  GBH- The Forbidden Zone
Mike Lossness:  The Naked & Famous- Punching In A Dream *
Peter Devries:  White Rabbits- Percussion Gun
Mikala Jones:  Fitz & The Tantrums- Money Grabber  *
Ben Bourgeois:  Future Islands- Flicker and Flutter
Gabriel Villaran:  Cycle- Apple Tree
Luke Cederman:  Late of the Pier- Space and the Woods
Brent Dorrington:  PAMPAMPAM!- Dark City Dancer *
Nat Young:  Royksopp- This Must Be It 
Ozzy Wrong:  Ozzy Wrong- The Unicorn From Planet Zorb
Marlon Gerber:  Chew Lips- Salt Air
Dylan Graves:  Las Robertas- Ghost Lover
Flynn Novak:  I Monster- Daydream In Blue *
Alex Gray:  Delorean- Metropolitan Death 3
Nate Tyler:  White Lies- E.S.T. *
Cory Lopez:  Nico Vega- This Too Shall Pass
Matt Meola:  Alice In Videoland- We Are Rebels *
Marco Giorgi:  Mumford & Sons- The Cave *
Pat Gudauskas:  Magic Wands- Black Magic
Josh Kerr:  Brad Sucks- Making Me Nervous
Ry Craike: Kasabian- Fire
Craig Anderson: DJ NM- Iglooo*** (Thanks to the 2 anonymous dudes for leading me to this track)
Clay Marzo:  The Macabees- No Kind Words
10X Kelly Slater:  We Were Promised Jet Packs- Keeping Warm
End Credits:  Tim Fite- Big Mistake
*Andy Irons Bonus Section:  State Radio- Knights of Bostonia

Remember, SAH doesn't support music piracy and the available tracks on this blog should be considered promotional samples only.  We urge our readers to support the artists by clicking on our buy links or by going to see them live when they froth by.  If an artist/label would like an mp3 removed, please contact us at SurfAmbassadorHendo(@)gmail(dot com). 
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Wednesday, December 29, 2010

30 Sec Film Review: InnerSection

Surf media mogul T Steele is at it again, but this time you've decided his next movie's fate.  Kinda like a choose your own adventure (minus RL Stein), Taylor's latest flick entitled InnerSection is a movie that is surfer created, viewer selected, and ocean inspired (previously SAH-t after here).  I went to the premiere in Honolulu a while back and to be honest, I don't even remember there being a TV in the bar.  Anywhoo, the DVD is out now and the last remaining piece in the InnerSection puzzle is for you to decide whose part deserves to win $100,000!?    

With a cast filled with 25 super stars and hopefuls alike, InnerSection is definitely not lacking any surf porn.  In between the surf porn lies the occasional skit, amazing cinematography, and/or a skit that makes fun of skits.  Ultimately, the only thing that InnerSection lacks is myrt ass but it surely makes up for this lack with a pretty good soundtrack, which may or may not be posted on here shortly...

SAH's Top 3 Favorite parts:
1.)  Craig Anderson- Fluid and stylish surfing that he makes look too damn easy and too damn fun.  Helicopter shots + a feel-good electrohell summer-vibe track.  Truly motivating section.  Froth level: 8.5.
2.)  Marco Giorgi- Bag o' tricks, steezy turns, and sick pit stops.  Nice cinematography + classic Mumford and Sons track.  Somewhat emo, but still inspiring.  May have gotten first place if I was a regular foot.  Froth level: 8.
3.)  Matt Meola- Mind-baffling maneuvers, groundbreaking aerial tactics, and life above the lip.  Good edit + epic electrohell track.  This kid blew me away, he's definitely got a bright future ahead of him!  Froth level: 8.5.
* Bonus:  AI's bonus section

Great Expectations:
DVD cost: $27
DVD length:  1 hour 20 minutes
Good:  The Film is dedicated to the memory of AI.  It's chalk filled with mental surfing, some great songs, and some great cinematography.
Bad:  No Dane, no Jordy, no Mick, no K-Robb.
Ugly:  Losness, Cederman.
Expected stand outs that met expectations:  Parko, John John, Nat Young, Flynn Novak, Cory Lopez, Pat Gudauskas, Josh Kerr, Clay Marzo, Slater
Unexpected stand outs that exceeded expectations: Dylan Graves, Nate Tyler, Alex Gray, Matt Meola, Marco Gioorgi, Craig Anderson
Expected stand outs that unfortunately did not meet expectations:  Marlon Gerber, Ry Craike
Myrt count: 1 Nurse (mad decent)
Would I take this DVD with me on a deserted island? Yes
Would I wipe my ass with this DVD? No
Would I use this DVD as a coaster at Adelitas in TJ while watching a donkey show and talking to Rick Ross on the celly?  May be
Will I be looking to edit a pro's part for the next InnerSection?  Yes
One word to describe: Shweet
Overall Froth level (out of 10):  8

Props to all the surfers and filmmakers for progressing our sport and thinking outside of the (munching) box!
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Monday, December 27, 2010

Myrtle Monday: Cougars n Coffee

Fack mates, I don't know what I'm more stoked on today; the sick peaky roots ass Blacks Beach session wit da boyz or chatting it up with some firing cougar at Starbulz who was supposedly staring at my butthole whilst I was putting some coffee in my sugar.  Watched Indecent Proposal last night and I almost popped through the pillow I was blocking my woddy with whilst watching!  So today for Myrtle Monday (just like any other day) I will honor the cougars, Fack, here's a shneek peak:

The way things are goin around here, looks like this site might just become the Myrtle Kingdom.  Step up or step out!
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Saturday, December 25, 2010

Myrtle Monday: Doesn't Have to to be Monday to Myrt Watch

Yo mofuckaz, I'm back in Cali and finally around some ethernet so there may start to be some more updates headed yo way.  In the meantime, I've missed Myrtle Mondays so much that I thought I'd throw this lovely lil flick by Bag Raiders up on da site to get your froth back on!  To say I wish I was that stupid fucking monkey is an understatement of a lifetime...
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Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Frothy Point Vid

Rocky Point aka Frothy Point is straight up the town bicycle of the North Shore.  She's got two legs, and she knows how to use them.  Her left is a playful yet shallow speedster that offers the occasional barrell section and the more than frequent air section (if you dare).  Her right is as treacherous as going to the wax museum and laying on a bed of nails whilst E. Honda sits on you reading War and Peace while eating a bucket of Arapaho Lard!  Not to mention her outer tentacles that constantly lure you deeper and deeper into her deadly realm (some have even gone so far as calling Rocky Point "Treadmills").  Not to mention the constant crowds that clutter her blouse.  So far I've surfed Rocky's once this year...

While I was out seeking peaks at Pupakea and Kammie's this year, some of the World's best shralpers (including the East Coast's finest featured below) were giving Rocky's a run for her money.  Don't take my word for it though, check out the clip below that was shot, edited, and frothed by my buddy El Carmino aka rage cage masta who knows wazzuppppp!

One more week left on the rock, see you Cali frothers soon...
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Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Hats Off!

My buddy Po over at The AMPAL Creative has been on a tear recently.  AMPAL just dropped two major bombs that are sure to knock the socks off your ass!  Whether or not you're bald, have flowy Fabio locks, or wear a merkin on a regular basis, AMPAL's latest hats are straight up rubber necking-panty droppers!  Trust me when I say this, act fast and order yourself one of the hats you see below cause the Dope hats have already sold out on the AMPAL Site (try the stampD' store).

Bomb #1:
AMPAL Creative's Dope collabo hat with stampD' LA (so fucking clean and so G!)

Bomb #2:
AMPAL Creative's DirtyGlyphics collabo hat with Gotta Dance Dirty:
"The dirtiest hat since Daft Punk played at King Tut's Sweet 16."- Gotta Dance Dirty
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Monday, December 13, 2010

Dane Reynolds IS The Most Interesting Man In Surfing

It's tricks like above and vids below that will forever cement Dane as the most interesting Man in surfing in and out of the water!  Keep doin what you're doin DR, surfing desperately needs more character!
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Friday, December 10, 2010

Let There Be Light!

Photo cred: Puke Stebs
At the tail end of Movember and the end of the Sunset comp, I finally got my ass out of the nerd-trailer and decided to peep the finals for a bit.  The waves were nothing close to years past that the Sunset monster has delivered but the final was packed with a few of my favorites including Aussie rippers Julian Wilson and Josh Kerr.  As you can tell from above, I was more than stoked to get outside for once, rep the lordish Afends cap, and watch some dudes boost!  Big ups to Afends for the roots cap and props to Julian for being behind me when Malia Manuel walked by as I thought she was saying hi to me, fackkk...

While we're at it, check out the new Afends vid depicting their story and the route they took to become lords.  Always frothin, neva slothin, Afends and da boyz keep it rockin!
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Fanning's Trog Ass Clip

Haven't had much time to update the blog or do more vids so I thought I'd throw some other shit at yaz.  Here's a clip Eugene made depicting what life's been like for me the past few weeks, minus the ripping and trogs of course...
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Monday, November 29, 2010

++SAH VID++ Hawaii Rock Jump, Dive, Froth...

Aussie Day on the North Shore, Waimea rock jumping, deep sea muff diving, and backflips that hit the gnards, nuff said, watch the vid!  More bizarreness headed your way...

Hawaii Rock Jump, Dive, Froth from Surf Ambassador Hendo on Vimeo.
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Monday, November 22, 2010

Myrtle Monday: Reefer Madness

The disturbing image you see above was unfortunately something I had to deal with during one of the lay days at the Reef Pro.  I mean, who in their right mind would want to go stare at all of that flesh on a Sunday when there's better things to do like play World of Warcraft or organize my vintage RL Stiein book collection?!  Sheesh, can't a guy get a lil piece...

Thanks Hulaw for da foto
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Sunday, November 21, 2010

++SAH VID++ Opening Day At Pipe

Even though it ain't technically the "opening day" at Pipe, this was the first day Pipe awoke and showed us her beauty.  The monster is alive, feel the rage!

OPENING DAY AT PIPE from Surf Ambassador Hendo on Vimeo.
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Tuesday, November 16, 2010

It's A Misty Morrrrnnning

Check out da legend I stumbled across amidst the Reef Hawaiian Pro... roooooooooots!
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Friday, November 12, 2010

++SAH VIDEO++ First Daze On The Rock

Thanks to the sick footy and cameraman skillz of Picket Hercules, I was able to chop up some clips and throw this lil ditty together for yall to froth on!  Hopefully I'll be able to pump more of this things out and keep you all posted on my wild adventure out here.  For now, chew on this! 

First Daze On The North Shore III from Surf Ambassador Hendo on Vimeo.
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All Hail SlaTen!

Kelly freaking Slater, the man, the myth, the legend has done it yet again!  Yea I know this news is late but fack I'm out here on the coconut wireless with fecal internet floating around like the Ghost of Christmas past trying to wait for my anime pics of Star Moon to load, how do you think I feel?  Fack!  Anyways, Slater gets 10 World Titles so from now on we shall call him SlaTen!  As if we didn't already know that he signed a deal with the devil, this just goes to prove that hard work, determination, and hot babes can take you places in this world!  Great job Slates, don't give up the dream!  ROOOOOOOOTS!
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Saturday, November 6, 2010

Andy Irons; Eternal Legend

A celebrater of life and a striver of froth, I'm usually not one to be down in the dirts or found in a sub happy mood.  Out of respect to the legend that is Andy Irons, his family, and friends, I've dedicated this week to mourning the loss of an Eternal Legend.  The news shook me up and left me speechless for quite sometime.  After re-composing and gathering my thoughts, I'd just like to share a few stories and insights about the Andy Irons I knew and idolized.

I think the first time I ever saw Andy Irons was sometime back in the mid 90's when Billabong's movie entitled Alley Oop came out.  The vid starred mega-groms including: AI, Wardo, Timmy Curran, Taj, Yuri, and a few other legends all competing for the Billabong Jr. challenge somewhere in Aus.  At the time I was a grom with a brain like a sponge that took quotes from movies and overplayed 'em till people got sick of me (come to think of it, not much has changed).  Just my luck, the vid was packed with quotes and good surfing.  By far, Andy stole the cake for being the most memorable character in the flick loaded with quotes and a sick and smooth new style that I hadn't seen up until that moment!

Andy's patented layback hack will never escape my mind 
AI Quotes from Alley Oop:
1.)  "Chris Ward is a fa-reak dude, anybody who can do an air on a single fin is a fa-reak dude" said a young Andy after watching Wardo boost an air on some old skool retro lemon.  First quote loaded in the memory bank of SAH grom and used every other day.
2.)  "I fuckin love girls man, love 'em" expressed an excited Andy during a sit down interview.  SAH grom notes: Wardo and chicks are good, noted.   
3.)  "Screw the final dude, goin up to her place for a lil rendezvous after the final" expressed AI when asked about the prize money.  Wardo, chicks, and chicks; "shit this guy is fuckin rad" I thought to myself.  Little did I know that my new found idol tattooing classic quotes and stylish laybacks into my head, would some day become a 3 time World Champion, an absolutely unforgettable icon, a remarkable waterman, one of the sports best competitors to ever live, a great brother, a loving husband, and an all around eternal legend!  Also, little did I know that I would someday be in the presence of such a legend and have the utmost privilege of getting to watch him surf Pipe, Sunset, Haleiwa, and Lowers right before my awe-struck eyes!

The thing I loved best about Andy Irons was his realness in and out of the water.  He surely wasn't afraid to tell it like it was and surf his best no matter who he drew.  Andy was different, Andy had personality, Andy was a character.  Such admirable qualities are a breath of fresh air in a surf World sometimes doomed by lack of character and a sense of genuine realness.  Andy was absolutely real and will be forever missed.  

It is with all my heart that my deepest wishes go out to Andy, Brucey, Lindy, the Irons family, and all of Andy's friends and people whose lives he had a lasting memorable impact on just like he did me.  Thanks for the memories, the smiles, the quotes, and a unique style of surfing that was in a World of it's own!  Rest in Peace Eternal Legend Andy Irons and please be sure to save me a left when I see you on the other side...
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Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Monday, November 1, 2010

Kona Surf Film Fest 2010!

My buddy Kona Chad aka Splinta The Rat is having a Surf Film Fest on December 3rd and 4th on the Big Island of Hawaii and to say that it's gonna be frothy is surely an understatement!  Here's the skinny:
Folklore, Tombomb, Hurley, & Blue Waiaka present the 7th Annual Kona Surf Film Festival...
So! Dec. 3 & 4th, 2010 we are at it again! the 7th Annual Kona Surf Film Festival is a go. Always a super good time and a benefit for the Big Island community, the Surf Film Festival is a showcase for the newest, possibly obscure, and most interesting surf movies out. Tell your friends and send in your movies - anything having to do with riding waves! Stay tuned and for more info go to
to send your movies -- deadline is Nov. 13th, 2010:::
chad / film fest
74-4908 Mamalahoa Hwy
Holualoa, HI 96725
The time is now people!  Get your ass out there, shred some frothy beasts, have a nerdbot like myself chop up an edit for yaz, and get your vid in by Nov. 13th!  Whether you are a filmmaker, a surf flick aficionado, or just a lover of the ocean, this is gonna be an event you will not want to miss!  Click here for more info and click the like button on facebook!  See you there bradas and wahines!
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Myrtle Monday: I Love Halloween

Why do I love Halloween?  Cause it gives myrts like this an excuse to dress ridiculously scandalous and not feel like a complete hooker on skid row (party went off by the way!).  I mean, they're in a gym for Poseidon's sake!
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Friday, October 29, 2010

Keeping It Roots with The Mr. Move

NY based rap, rocker, super frother who goes by the name of The Mr. Move, is fucking legendary!  Nuff said...

Thanks for the tip Purple Haze...
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Party Sauce x DTLA Rager

I'll be DJing a facking Raging Loft Party in Downtown LA tomorrow night with Poseidon's Posse's finest up in the mix.  Me and Coco Kai aka the dynamic duo better known as Party Sauce will be goin on around 11 and blasting straight filthy froth beats till 12:30.  Cruz out for a sud, a spirit, a squirt, and a sip or two and get ready to stomp the night away like lil buddy puss n boots down bellow:

If you're in the LA area, hit me up ( for Party details, shit's gonna get fuckin weird!
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Thursday, October 28, 2010

Collaborative Media's Halloween Party w/MIIKE SNOW (dj) & EC TWINS Oct 29

Looking for something MENTAL to do Friday night?  Search no further!  My mates over at Collaborative Media are at it again and have set up a night that's sure to get you shakin, groovin, and ultimately laid!  With headliners including Miike Snow (DJ Set) and The EC Twins, plus a never ending list of my favorite DJs including: Hammerwolf (CM), Sweatpants (GITS), Scorpion Breath (GITS), Dr. Schlongo (GDD), Bones (GDD), and Kenya (GITS), you might as well put a gigantic trash bag next to your bed cause this night is sure to get weird and if you don't puke your brains out or wake up next to a wild orgy featuring Gumby and the Lil Mermaid, then you might as well stay in and sit on your thumb!  Check out the madness from last year, if you look hard enough you just might spot a few Poseidon's Posse members dressed to impress in their LA Yacht Club attire...

Pre-sale tickets are sold out but there will be tickets available at the door (first come first serve) or you can head on over here to get yo VIP tickets and drop bottles with models...
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Introducing: American Royalty

I've talked about these facking killaz a lil bit before but I'd like to do it right and formally introduce the World Wide Web to something your ears have most likely never heard before; a band that goes by the name of American Royalty!  When I was first given a shneek peak into their jams, I didn't really know what to do with myself because I was trying to comprehend the mashing of genres, the screaming synth, and the rockin guitars all at once (kinda similar to my first encounter of the 69th kind).  It wasn't until a few weeks later when I saw them live at Bardot, that I instantly became hooked!

Under the newly composed record label belonging to my buddies over at Guns In The Sun, it's clear that American Royalty is packin heat!  Having already played more than a handful of shows and having their song featured in Jamie O'Brien's latest flick (see below), it was only a matter of time that they released their highly anticipated single entitled "Lately" (also below).  As you will soon see, American Royalty prides themselves in fusing real Rock n' Roll with Synth heavy dirty Electro mixed with frequent classic dj samples, heart-pumpin drums, and sounds that just make you want to hit something or someone in the fucking face!  If American Royalty were a food, I'd say they're similar to a Sriracha drenched burrito dipped in whiskey and topped of with coco puffs!   Although the future is never certain in this life of ours, I can tell you one thing, these kids truly have the potential to pull the rug out from under the electro world, the rock world, and just plain music in general!

American Royalty - Lately (Single) by American Royalty

Check out their track entitled "Lately" above and head on over to the Guns In The Sun press release for more info!  Also, do not miss their record release party on November 13th at the Bootleg Theatre in Silverlake, shit is sure to be nasty!  
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Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Who Is J.O.B. Premiere @ Red Bull HQ, Santa Monica

Arrogant.  Cocky.  Asshole.  Prick.   
These are just a few words that come to mind when most of the public and surfing world alike (including Kelly & Bruce) think to describe the surf star better known as Jamie O'Brien.  But what lies beneath the slander, rumors, and public image of J.O.B. is an untold story.  A story about a haole boy who persevered even when all the odds were against him!  A story that shatters all said perceptions and stereotypes!   
Red Bull HQ Open Bar = Open Legs Later
I stumbled over to the Red Bull HQ in Santa Monica for the premiere of Jamie's newest film entitled "Who Is J.O.B.".  Ever since I first saw the trailer, I knew this film would blow minds and drop jaws.  Indeed, how right I was!  With an all star movie making line-up consisting of Jamie (the A+ talent), the legendary Charlie Smith of Stab Mag (as director/shot calla), and my buddy Dayten Likness (as lead shrEditor), Who Is J.O.B. is backed by some of the most creative and innovative players that ever strolled through the surf World.  If that wasn't enough, add another one of my homies Scorpion Pete of Crap/Scorpion Breath as the music coordinator and you might as well stick a fork in this fucking film!
Most likely seeing double at this point; Dayten Likness (L) and Charlie Smith (R).
I dunno know whether it was the 2 redbull vods I had before, the fistpumping electrohell soundtrack, the mental barrells/airs/carves/tail wafts/and straight up nutso charging depicted through quick n steezy cuts, or the story line and insight into Jamie's life throughout the film that soared my froth levels through the roof, but as I sat there amidst a sold out theater, I couldn't take my eyes off of the screen!  
Plain and simple; Who Is J.O.B. is a brilliantly made surf film that dares to be different from all the rest of the typical surf porn out there.  By taking an original character (J.O.B.) and telling the story of how he got to where he is today spliced with surfing sections that instantly make you want to hit the water, Who Is J.O.B. would best be described as one hell of a roller-coaster ride!  Props to the filmmakers for taking an original idea, running with it, and creating something new, fun, and memorable.  It's about time surfing got some fucking character!  So to the cast and crew, thank you for that, and congrats on making a truly unforgettable and motivating flick!   
To top the night off, my mates over at Guns In The Sun brought out some real weapons and had their up-and-coming band American Royalty (aka the band whose song sets the J.O.B. intro on fucking fire)
take the stage and rock out to the star studded surf masses (Christian Fletcher, Brother Andino, Ian Walsh, and Turtle from North Shore to name a few)!   More on American Royalty to come, for now I'm gonna try and smoke off this fuckin red bull high cause at some point (in my life), I'd like to get up early and surf, fackkkkkkkk...
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Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Jordy Smith's Rap Song

If you don't live under a rock, than you already know that the title race is pretty much in Slater's hands unless Jordy steps up at Puerto Rico and places higher than an equal 5th (?) and/or Slater gets montezuma's revenge and is anchored by the worst case of mud butt ever (highly possible, happened to someone I know once) and the title is left to be decided at Pipe!  But fuck the title race, I'd rather hear about different shit like Jordy's rap song entitled "flying stealth".

Of course, when anyone on top branches out and tries something outside the box, there's gonna be haters all over the place; I think most would call it envy.  I ain't here to bash no one nor stroke off anyone who doesn't deserve it; I'm simply here to educate, emulate, and entertain.  So lets hear it, what do YOU think of the track Jordy laid down with Goldfish a while back?  

Jordy Smith vs. Goldfish- Flying Stealth

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Monday, October 25, 2010

Myrtle Monday: Bat For Lashes

Natasha Khan of Bat For Lashes, so hip, so steezy, so myrtish!  Cheers!

Bat For Lashes- What's A Girl To Do 

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Sunday, October 24, 2010

Vid Of Da Week: 12th Planet & Juakali- Reasons (Doctor P Remix)

My neighbor 12th Planet is at it again with a fuckin banger track and a dope ass video shot right outside my window!  This is where we live, these are the myrts we froth, this is my life:

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