Friday, November 20, 2009

Haterade, Cervesa For The Soul!

The day has finally come when people have stopped stroking me off, people have stopped being polite, and people have started getting real. Thats right my friends, I have received my first hater ever! And to be honest, I couldn't be more stoked!
State of the art dude

A while back, I wrote a post about Dane Reynolds and the state of surfing. If it wasn't made clear by previous posts, Dane is one of my favorite surfers of all time and I have nothing but complete respect for him, his surfing, and his outlook on life. Not gonna lie, I had originally intended to just write about his blog, but that night I got to thinking and my mind and hand began ranting and raving about the state of things faster than an ostritch poking his head in the sand for a quick shneeker bomb...
If you couldn't tell by now, I'm a VERY serious guy and I most certainly NEVER have room for jokes in my life, especially when it comes to my motherfucking uber serious blog! With that being said, I will tell you one thing for certain, I will never take back a single fackin word I ever write up on this thing (unless for some reason I was blacked out and decided to let my alter ego Rodolpho Slauson write a post about why Kojo the bear was one of the best barrell riders of all time). What I write is what I write cause it's my mind, my opinion, my blog, and not yours. If you've got an opinion, feel free to let it be voiced and start a blog or better yet post a comment on my blog, the people will not be silenced! The proof in the pudding may be seen below by this beautifully scripted comment:
But uh back to the lecture at hand (perfection is perfected so I'm a let em understand from a young G's perspective). My friend above is the first to step up to the plate and let the World know how he/she feels about my post, my hometown, and my apparent sexual preference. It's a cryin shame he/she didn't leave a name with the writing on the wall for some god damn street cred, the proof that real humans actually read my blog, and the custom t-shirt I had screen printed years ago awaiting this glorious day! Anyways, thank you for the post good sir, you are a scholar and a gentleman for letting me know that I have finally actually engaged someone enough to elicit such a strong and passionate response, lets me know I'm doing my job right. Well folks, according to lil buddy anonymous I've got some growing up to do so I'm gonna go grab a good book, my corncob pipe, my colostomy bag, my geriatric goblet filled with metamucil, and of course my trusty rascal bearing Cali plates that read "I Put The Agro In Viagra!"
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  1. hendo, I thought you were "one of those degenerate f-cks down at windansea"?

  2. quit your whining hendo and tell me the inside scoop on "da rock" and why AI sucked so bad in his heat

  3. 1. i love degenerate fucks, especially from windansea

    2. fedoras? psh it's all about bowlers these days

    3. blue crush is a fantastic movie

    4. post some lurker shots of drunk CT shralpers taking down big girls on da island at these parties you've been frothing