Where am I?
Ahhh eeeek ooooh arrrrrrggggg!!!!
I am writing to you from the back room warehouse of what looks to be an office depot...
My cell phone is gone, my wallet was jammed in my mouth along with caramelized freejoles, and I have writing all over my face that says "If you are reading this in the mirror, look behind you, just don't drop the soap!". I haven't seen the sun in what seems to be 6 days but I managed to hot wire 2 old word muncher monitors and a TI86 to make a legit ethernet connection (don't ask me how, think it was the Minah Bird I ate). Anyways, I know you have all been frothing at the mouth for my next post, so for now I will leave you with a lil video but once I get out of this shit parade I promise you nothing but froth-tacular content all day e'ry day brah!
Credit Julius Sleezer for showin me this shit! Gigity gigity!